Pinocchio

1. A slang term meaning oral sex.
2. A fictional puppet from the 1940 Disney movie of the same name.

1. I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight. I hope she gives me Pinocchio.

2. Ben: I'm watching Pinocchio right now.
Roger: You're watching oral sex!?
Ben: No man, you're a fag. I'm watching the Disney movie.

by hot-fire July 16, 2008

Pinocchio Pants

A random blood rush to one's penis causing a spontaneous erection. Often causes embarrassment and laughter.

"Dude, I'm so hungry"

"Man same here, I can...aw man, I'm getting some Pinocchio Pants..."

"..."

by L0stf0rever June 7, 2011

Pinnochio

When you're 69ing and you work the clit so hard that you end up nose-fucking your partner.

"He just went at it so hard that I felt something slip in, and I realized he just pinnochio'ed me"

by Jet Stream June 23, 2017

Pinocchio

A sex move where you stick your dick inside a girl’s vagina and let it get hard inside her

Last night me and my girl tried doing the pinocchio

by James gong December 2, 2019

Pinochan Hangover

A Pinochan Hangover (see also Pangover) occurs when one gets some pinocha at night which causes one or both parties in said activity to sleep like a baby. However, in the morning it often results in a desperate need for a couple more hours of sleep. When it isn’t possible to get these additional hours of sleep, a Pinochan Hangover occurs.

“Dude,you’re looking kinda rough this morning. Did you drink too much last night?” “No man, I gave her a mustache ride and pounded her like a mallard duck last night. Slept great all night but could have used a few more hours of sleep. I have a pinochan hangover.”

by Dr. Shirley January 18, 2023

Tossing with Pinocchio

When a man/woman is going down on a woman and then starts to fuck her with his nose (Pinocchio) while eating her asshole out (Tossing).

When I am Tossing with Pinocchio, Becky loves it!

by Masse1369 October 27, 2011

Angry Pinnochio

(Girl Revenge) Where the girl grabs her mans dick while its hard and bends it at the middle causing massive pain; Breaking his boner.

Officer: You're under arrest for the assault of this girl.
Dude: Officer she gave me an angry pinnochio!
Officer: Son of a bitch! You're off the hook!

by Vurtax June 6, 2010