pinner

A penis that is either thin or just very small (like a blunt pin)

Joe: Haha, did you see martins penis?

Sam: Yea he's got a right pinner...

Tom: yea, i bet he wears a merkin too!

by pinnerussy May 31, 2012

Pinner

A ridiculously small dick i.e. a chip dick.

Nikki: I'm so fed up with Josh's pinner!

Isaac: How about you get with Alex, apparently he's got a schlong!

by turdburgularoftheyear December 2, 2014

Pinkerton

Pinkerton is a large security company that increased fame for itself and the Weezer album of the same name by attempting to file a lawsuit against them. Before it was dropped, Pinkerton sales skyrocketed in anticipation of a recall and name change. This series of events is a substantial cause of the cultural decline in the late 90's and early 00's colloquially known as emo.

Ever since Pinkerton the world views America as a country of dandys, therefore not to be trusted. In the future the Pinkerton event will be viewed as the defining event in the fall of the American empire, as much as pomp and pageantry caused the fall of the British empire.

by Greg Larson October 9, 2005

Pinkerton

A pink-haired Mythic Hero character in Blizzard literature. Pinkerton is an elite ArcMage gnome and figures as the protagonist in many adventures.

Pinkerton was the greatest mage on Silvermooon.

by Darksalmon March 30, 2005

Pivnertin'

It's a thing.
Trust me.

We pivnertin'

by Funky_and_fresh October 21, 2019

charles "jellyroll" pinner

A big shit talker from Dixie County. A person with a hound hoarding problem. Someone who constantly complains about night shift but is always there to fulfill his dream of working at a Sawmill.

Have you seen Charles "Jellyroll" Pinner at any hunts lately? No, he's still trying to figure out the 3rd generation on his pedigree blank!!

by Doghunter August 8, 2017

pinner

Having an extremely small penis. Not well endowed.

Johnny's definitly got a pinner!

by yuengling215 July 4, 2007