Angry Pinata

The act of blowing your load on your girl's face, then creating the papier-mache effect on her face with colorful crepe paper, and then you spin around three times and try to hit her with a bat.

Jim: Jack, why are you buying a baseball bat when you don't play baseball?

Jack: Well Jim, I am trying the Angry Pinata on the wife tonight...

Jim: Oh wow, you are going to need some colorful paper too!

by They Call Me Stallion October 28, 2015

Pinaplles

You just misspelled Pineapples. Get off the Internet

Sharon: How were the pinaplles?
David: Did you just misspell pineapples?
Sharon: Yeah haha, sorry my bad, autocorrect.
David: Dude, we're talking right now...
Sharon: *rolls foot*
David: Do NOT ever roll my foot again...

by WillYourNarrator September 23, 2021

spicy dickpocalypse pinata

the process of injecting hotsauce into a foe's penis and then smashing the penis with a blunt object as one would do to a pinata, ensuring endless pain and humiliation.

my boss wouldn't give me a raise so i pulled a spicy dickpocalypse pinata on him. now im serving 5-10.

by Jon Jebus May 18, 2007

freedom pinata

n. An Iraqi improvised explosive device (IED) that misses its intended target and is not, therefore, officially counted as an incidence of violence towards US Forces. Because maybe it's just how the Iraqis celebrate their wonderful new democracy, and wasn't really meant to hurt anyone.

An IED that doesn't involve US personnel? That's not an act of violence, that's a Freedom Pinata.

(Seen on fark.com)

by SkidMarkyMark December 7, 2006

Pedophile Piñata

When a pedophile fills his pants with assorted treats and offers small children the chance to attempt to break open his pants and gain access to the candy by using only their face to bash against his crotch and genitals.

"This weekend I was playing pedophile piñata with Mr.Herbert. It was very fun, but by the time I got the candy out, it was all stuck together an gooey."

by Phil Meballs March 2, 2009

Pinar

Pinar is a very nice and beautiful person and an over all joy to be around. Everyone likes her and she has a glowing personality

Pinar is pretty rad

by Coolperson7676 November 17, 2018

pinaple

you simply spelled pineapple wrong or you are just here to look at the definitions of "pinaple"

James: hey mom can we get pinaple?
mom: sweetie, you spelled pineapple wrong
James:oh

by Toxifire_studios643 November 20, 2020