n. A fart or series of farts (plu. Pilot Farts), that exist in the bowel ahead of a piece of crap (ass-tern) that virtually escort a large clump of faeces through the colon and out of the anus. They are most recognisable when one feels the need to have a dump and a series of pre-farts begin evacuating the ass hole. Scientists believe this is due to the plunger or piston mechanism of the faecal loaf seal that compresses and forces air through the bowels.
A notable feature of the Pilot Fart, is the remarkably nauseating and revoltingly disgusting smell they discharge. This is believed to be as a result of the fart having direct physical contact with the faecal loaf while inside the rectum, which causes micro particles of crap to dislodge and become airborne and suspended in the fart - which is detected once the ejected fart enters the nasal cavity of the 'smeller', lodging itself on the sensory cells and being absorbed into the 'smellers' blood stream.
The name Pilot Fart is believed to have originated due to the manner in which the flatulent air runs ahead of the turd, much like a wide load lorry or an escorting tug boat.
A notable feature of the Pilot Fart, is the remarkably nauseating and revoltingly disgusting smell they discharge. This is believed to be as a result of the fart having direct physical contact with the faecal loaf while inside the rectum, which causes micro particles of crap to dislodge and become airborne and suspended in the fart - which is detected once the ejected fart enters the nasal cavity of the 'smeller', lodging itself on the sensory cells and being absorbed into the 'smellers' blood stream.
The name Pilot Fart is believed to have originated due to the manner in which the flatulent air runs ahead of the turd, much like a wide load lorry or an escorting tug boat.
"I think I need to use the bathroom soon. I'm starting to have pilot farts"
"Here I sit, broken hearted
Went to s*** but Pilot farted.
Now's the time, to take my chance,
went to fart but s*** my pants."
"Here I sit, broken hearted
Went to s*** but Pilot farted.
Now's the time, to take my chance,
went to fart but s*** my pants."
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Similar to how a pilot light remains ready to ignite the furnace at all times.
Similar to how a pilot light remains ready to ignite the furnace at all times.
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When a girl is going down on her man & licks the area underneath his balls, his balls end up covering her eyes, and from his point of view, it looks like she has pilot goggles on.
"Darling, those were some lovely pilot goggles you were sporting last night...thanks for the blow job."
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Sure I'll buy this round.
It's your turn now, how about if you buy this round?
I have no money, sorry
What are you? A pilot fish?
It's your turn now, how about if you buy this round?
I have no money, sorry
What are you? A pilot fish?
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Nigga uno: " yo i only got sum keefe left"
Nigga duo: "aiight i got a pilot nug. Dont want any scoobies"
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This software usually remains dormant or is lightly used until such point as the warranty period expires and full usage begins whereby all the defects and failings become apparent.
P=Project
I=Is
L=Likely to
O=Omit
T=Testing
This software usually remains dormant or is lightly used until such point as the warranty period expires and full usage begins whereby all the defects and failings become apparent.
P=Project
I=Is
L=Likely to
O=Omit
T=Testing
PM. "We are under pressure to deliver this on time therefore we will launch it in Pilot Mode."
<30 days later>
TL. "It's in production now and people are unhappy as it doesn't work."
PM. "It's not my problem as the warranty period has expired."
TL. "We can't even begin to fix it as there is no Dev or Test environments which contain this software, nor is there any documentation!"
PM. <see previous PM response>
<30 days later>
TL. "It's in production now and people are unhappy as it doesn't work."
PM. "It's not my problem as the warranty period has expired."
TL. "We can't even begin to fix it as there is no Dev or Test environments which contain this software, nor is there any documentation!"
PM. <see previous PM response>
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