pies

A pie is a kilo of coke

"If u had pies then I woulda been heard of you, I prolly supply the guy thats been servin' you."

- Cassidy

by shylock holmes August 26, 2006

porky pies

Cockney slang for "lies"

"Don't be telling me porky pies!" which, translated, means "Don't tell me lies!!"

by Debs September 27, 2005

Piers Morgan

To walk out in duress

To hang up the phone under pressure
To get all offended and walk out like a big flapper

1; did you hear about Peter?

2; what happened

1; Jon told him about himself and he got offended and " piers morganed " out of the party

by Stephenjemyers March 10, 2021

slang pies

To move, traffic, or sell drugs efficiently and effectively while maintaining a can do attitude.

That nigga was slangin pies.

After Mitch Williams did blow off the banister of Phi Tau, he tried to slang pies but failed because he had a bad attitude.

by titnboobs January 19, 2018

Cooking pies

This is a common term used for meth cooks and dealers in the house of production. It is referring to the production of meth. Which comes out in layed form as a pie would.

Tyrone and I are cooking pies in the trap house.

by Tekkieeee April 10, 2015

Piers Morgan

A sexual position made famous when "news" commentator Piers Morgan, repeatedly re posted a meme of himself on Twitter engaged in the the act with then President of the United States, Donald Trump. In this act one man pierces the anus of another man with his tongue while sitting in a swivel chair, with the receiving person balanced on another swivel chair on all fours in front of him. Both men then try to swivel as much as possible without breaking the bond between anus and tongue. Often the "Pierser" is made to be cuckold and hold the position while the man in front is pleasured to finish by a third party. This secondary act has also been called "Guest Hosting Piers Morgan".

When Donald Trump was found guilty of treason, he offered the investigator a Piers Morgan to let him send one final tweet...which he used to brag about how many people watched his sentencing.

by Guest Host February 3, 2018

Petshopping

When someone inserts a tube into their ass and lets hamsters or other small rodents crawl up inside to experience some kind of pleasure (?) in a small furry kind of way.

a: my ass is sore
b: why's that?
a: because i did a spot of petshopping last night

by hmmmmmmmmmfjfddk September 27, 2009