blood puddling

When your beautiful wife sits on your face while she's on her period so you can eat her ass, while her thick blood trickles down on you.

Gonna go blood puddling with Tiffany

by Mr. Becker December 22, 2016

Fat paddling

using a person's rolls, whether another persons or your own, for sexual pleasure

Tim: "Phew, that was good. I just finished fat paddling."
Joe: "Fat paddling?"
Tim: "Yeah, turns out your mom needs to visit the gym."

by cheddarshreddar December 27, 2019

Back peddling

Attempting to reverse something said or done in order to agree with something now said or being done by others.

"I think that 'Black Lives Matter' is a rascist group."
"So you're a rascist?!"
(back peddling)"Well no, I didn't mean it was a group a black racists and their slogan."
"Well then how is it rascist"?
(back peddling)"Well, I guess I should not have used the word 'racist.' Maybe I meant 'extreme' or something."
"So you're niw saying that BLM is an extreme group, made up of only black people"?
(back peddling)"Yeah, well I guess some non-black people support BLM. I didn't mean that it was a problem group of black people."
"Sounds like you did."
(back peddling)"I'm not a racist. I just worded it incorrectly."
"Uh huh. Riiiiiiiiight."

by OneOfManyBobs August 24, 2021

Paddling Out

When a guy fingers two girls at the same time. Similar to skiing.

Guy A: Did you see Sean leave with those two dimes?

Guy B: Yea, I heard he went paddling out in the parking lot.

by BillyHarderThanLarry June 16, 2011

Paddling

When you go song for song of classic rock/old tunes, after a long night of techno

I’m over these repetitive beats, shall we start paddling

Let’s get serious and go for a paddle (begin paddling)

by HurricaneSpud November 10, 2019

puddling

The act of premature elimination occurring up to 35 paces from a wall mounted urinal or floor mounted toilet. The act can only be defined as puddling if access to urinal or toilet is unobstructed. Premature elimination resulting from an interruption such as a cell phone call or a hallway inquiry (or altercation) is not puddling.

The first written document of puddling dates back to the Egyptian city of Alexandria, where a Mesopotamian scholar, visiting the construction site of the city’s historic library, encountered a merchant handing out honey candy samples to slave laborers. The scholar had skipped breakfast and approached the merchant for some honey candy. The merchant seemed distracted and would not give a straight answer—he focused his eyes on a hole in the ground some distance away. Quite suddenly, he handed the scholar his tray of honey candies and walked briskly towards the hole. He stopped a short distance from the hole and stood erect. After a moment, his shoulders slumped a bit and he smiled, walking confidently back to the scholar and taking back his tray of honey candy. "Have you ever puddled?" The merchant asked the scholar. "Really, you must."

by C.W. Alfonsin December 23, 2007

Puddling

The act of driving through large puddles of rainwater in cars, creating massive sprays of water. Filming these acts is a common practice, as is hosting said videos on YouTube. Other common practices include spraying people nearby the puddles, spraying cars that are nearby, and driving through puddles while the passengers stick their heads out the windows.

"Dude, do you want to go puddling tonight? It's supposed to rain. Last time, we sprayed about 15 feet high."

by Robb the Casbah May 17, 2006