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Pickled Willy

When you finger your girlfriend and immediately give someone close to her a wet willy with the same finger.

For girls: when you jack your boyfriend off and get cum on the tip of your finger and immediately give someone close to him a wet willy with the same finger.
Dude, he totally took biological warfare to a new level when he gave his girlfriend's brother a pickled willy.

Not only did Justin get Rodney with a pickled willy, he got the dog too!
by jnrjwalker October 28, 2010
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pickled tink

A <spoonerism> for the phrase "tickled pink"

Usually this happens by accident, particularly if you're speaking fast.
Shirley was so excited at the birth of her baby she told her husband she was pickled tink instead of tickled pink.
by lj76 June 9, 2009
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pickled donut

STD filled vagina, filthy and used various times
That prostitute probably has a pickled donut
by arousedcuban February 6, 2010
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pickled penis

When your dick is sweaty and someone gives you head.
I just got back from working out and she gave me “pickled penis.”
by -lmaofuckRJ- February 7, 2018
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pickled Jesus candles

Those tall jar candles with the bizarre, often gruesome, Catholic iconography on the outside of the jar. Usually found at Mexican markets, religious gift stores, and the ethnic food section at the supermarket.
Shop 'n' Rob in Bay Point has a great selection of pickled Jesus candles.

No, I'm not Catholic, I just like pickled Jesus candles.
by Dr. Badwrench July 12, 2007
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Pickled Tongue

A pickled tongue is used when you're banging a Rebbetzin (Rabi's Wife). The deal is this ... her family runs a deli and of course she works the business serving up chopped liver, gelfilte fish, nova lox and knishes all day long. Of course she's bored as fuck because her husband is busy doing bris's all day and worrying about money; that's why his hotty wife has to sling smoked whitefish all day long. He won't go down her of course because Jewish guys aren't into that and Jewish women usually have big bushes.

So her suitor visits her at the deli, while her father and all his old Jewish friends sit outside on lawn chairs talking about the holocaust and gazpacho soup ... the guy takes her in back throws her up on the meat cutter and goes down on her. Really thats what she wants because thats what the hubby won't do. When he's done tonguing around her tuchus (ass) and gives her a little potch (spank) or two he buries his pisk (mouth) into her snatch and eats it like a marrano (pig) until she plotz's (explodes).

This is where the pickled tongue comes in. So he doesn't get caught by her husband, her father or his friends he dips his tongue in brine (pickle juice) before he goes down on her and then rinses his mouth out with brine when he's down thus getting rid of any possible odour or after taste. He steps outside afterward thanks the old man for his smoked turkey and bison pastrami and the old fart has no idea that he just ate out his daughter like a vilde chaya (wild animal).
Jules was sneaking into Brighton Beach to the 110th Street Deli and eating out this little Jewish bitch every Friday. Just so he wouldn't get caught he gave it the old pickled tongue.
by Redhope July 2, 2006
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Pickled Pete

A person who gets home after work and drinks to the point of being too obliterated to reliably respond to an after hours request.
Don't bother calling Marc to pick you up tonight, he's a Pickled Pete.
by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016
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