physics 

1.the source of misery for billions of kids around the world.
2.the thing which gave einstein his paycheck.
3.a whole lot of unnecessary bull which we dont have to know.

"the world would be a happier place w/o physics"
"yes i totallg agree."

physics by Fearall October 1, 2005

Physics 

Physics is a science that was born when the alphabet was vomited into math

Oh man i got physics on my shoes

Physics by Bertybert October 11, 2016

Physics 

A bullshit subject that you will never use in like your entire life

Physics makes me suicidal

Physics by OMAR NUMBER 1 -SOMEone said September 30, 2019

Physics 

You may think think Physics is boring or stupid, but without physics there would be no strong and weak nuclear forces that hold atoms together, so there would be no atoms, just protons, neutrons and electrons.

Also there would be no electricity that powers your computer or cell phone, no magnetism that takes part in power production. No gravitational force would keep your feet on the earth or the atmosphere around us, no normal force would push back on your. You would just slilde around, without static or kinetic friction. You wouldn't be able to open a door without torque. And many, many more things...
So understand, without physics nothing would exist, everything would be total chaos.

Without Physics you and everything else wouldn't be here.

Physics by thephysicsgirl November 13, 2012

physics 

The Absolute Pwnage of millions of kids around the world because their submissive minds cannot distinguish the neccassary equations and are therefore demolished by the up coming test about something that is totally irrilevent to wat they have spent hard times learning

Bill was on a farm when her heard an explosion 2000 m away, he heard dis explosion 2.67s after it accured. What season is it? (yes this one was on my test, and it can be solved)(physics is the pwnage.)

physics by GURGITE January 20, 2006

Physics 

The central science, concerned with motion, electricity and magnetism, light and optics, and atomic topics that are over the heads of most chemists.

Physics is loathed by rationalists, atheists, and secular humanists because it keeps proving that the universe is full of big surprises, and still has many secrets that will completely daunt us and turn our view of the universe upside down. Their disdain at the possibility of a diety and their rationalism is not justified given advances in physics.

"All sciences are either physics or stamp collecting."

-Niels Bohr

Physics by Biocube December 28, 2005

physics 

The class where W=work m=mass a=acceleration and d=distance vector parrallel to force
and if you combine these variables into a true equation you get
W=mad Work=mad

the class taught by the clumsy teacher who fell off a roof 3 times in half an hour.

when something goes wrong you scream "MEDIC!!"

so, what's the standard stationary size? 8 by 11 1/2?
yeah yeah so we all make mistakes sometimes.

physics by just call me blond January 18, 2005