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Photoshop Eyes

when you are completely wasted (drunk, stoned, high) and you see this girl and she is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen, you get with her, wake up the next morning lying next to a drain turtle

*When you are so intoxicated that everything looks good
Dude i was so wasted last night i had on my photoshop eyes and woke up looking at this drain turtle
by Zaamie July 7, 2011
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Photoshoot

To get naked with friends. A purely platonic event and just for banter. Mainly done whilst you’ve knocked down too many Pina Coladas
Let’s have a photoshoot!”
by Jollysanta May 30, 2019
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Photoholic

Sanjeev Nanda always carry his camera,he is such a photoholic
by Sanjeev Nanda December 8, 2019
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Alaskan Photoshop

The act of precision-ejaculation that renders a sexual partner more attractive than before by targetting facial deformities.
"Sally may well be a butterface but with a little Alaskan Photoshop she is a babe!"

"I don't have any computer skills so I just do some Alaskan Photoshop on my models before I shoot the pictures for my website."
by MinWang September 29, 2012
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The Boy Who Cried Photoshop

This person denounces everything out of the ordinary as being photo shopped. To them, nothing is real and everything is fake. They're the type of person who believe the moon landing was faked.
Dude 1: "Hey man, I saw you got the shit kicked out of you by Chad at the frat party yesterday."
Dude 2: "Proof?"
Dude 1: *Shows picture of dude 2 laying on the floor and getting stomped on by Chad*
Dude 2: "That's photoshop! That never happened!"
Dude1: "Suuuuure it was dude, seems like you're full of ilos to me... You know that story about the boy who cried wolf? You're the boy who cried photoshop!"
by NoYouMan May 10, 2017
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photoshopping

The process of reviewing old photo's or yearbooks and suddenly discovering that someone has become more attractive. Usually indicative of a change in tastes or maturity, or a desire to hook up.
Girl: Great reunion get together! After looking at the reunion photo's I pulled out our yearbook and I have to say you were really hot!
Boy: You wouldn't give me the time of day in high school, sounds like now you are photoshopping me?
Girl: Doesn't mean we can't hook up now does it?
Boy (to his 15yr old self) : Stick with it! She'll come around eventually. Dreams can come true.
by LittleDuke November 14, 2012
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photoshop

verb. "to photoshop"

To fabricate digitally using Adobe Photoshop or a digital image-editing software. This verb is usually used by amatures.
"Whoa, is that picture real or is it photoshopped?"

"I'm going to photoshop a hat on this picture"
by thinkamc December 9, 2003
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