Phonecolepsy

Falling asleep while scrolling on your phone

"Did Kyle just fall asleep while he was scrolling thru Instagram?"

"Yea, he's got phonecolepsy"

by didtheyreallyaskforapseudonym May 21, 2017

Phonecert

A "phonecert" is where you are calling another individual and they are singing and/or playing an instrument with a variation of songs giving that "concert" feel. However it is via call/video call therefore giving its name "phonecert"

Have you called Jack lately? His phonecert is amazing.

by gang agn November 1, 2017

phoned out

To check your phone compulsively and without necessity

jeez, i can't stand being around mandy irl. tried to talk to her for 5 minutes and she phoned out on me twice!

by sisyphussisyphus April 22, 2018

Phonecel

Variation on incel, substituting the "in-" (for "involuntary") with "phone." Describes a person that is celibate because their social skills are damaged from chronic smartphone use. Related, though not to be confused with, boomers claiming kids these days try to read books by swiping.

A bunch of hot girls walk by the phonecel.
Observer 1: "Hey, check out that guy over there, with all the girls. See his screen?"
Observer 2: "Dude, is he looking at boobs on Instagram? He could literally just look up for two seconds. Phonecel!"

by Letsgetthisbruh November 7, 2019

Phonecallable

Not worthy of a phone call

He is not phonecallable (phone-call-able), I got other people I need to call.

by Island gyal bubbles December 4, 2019

phonecaine

What modern phone zombies have allowed themselves to become addicted to

That poor twat's overdosing on phonecaine again!

by GFK- social comentator for now December 24, 2019

phonedextrous

One who is capable of using each hand equally well while operating a smartphone.

I'm not ambidextrous because I can only write with my right hand, but I'm phonedextrous because I can use either hand just as well.

by NotAlexandra October 14, 2020