Philandropist

A person who donates charitably towards the physical enhancement or psychological healing of those they seek or receive sexual relations with.

Jacob is a philandropist because he pays for breast augmentation for women with whom he only has casual sex with.

by jeremyrainman December 29, 2022

Dry Philadelphia

When a woman covers her butthole in crumbled up saltine crackers making her ass dry and the man bangs her anus from behind while his penis is covered in cheese whiz.

I really wanted a cheesesteak so I just gave her a dry philadelphia instead.

by Radski June 29, 2011

American philanthropist

An individual or organisation which invests in social responsibility initiatives for the dominant purpose of being able to tell others about their glorious selfless generosity, and hence increase their standing in the community.

"Dude the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls is such a blatant American Philanthropist undertaking"

"I heard that place was a concentration camp that abused young girls. In any case, the Goldman Sachs Small Business Fund is American Philanthropy in it's most purest form"
"Word"

by Digital Demon June 15, 2011

misanthropic philanthropist

a person who likes helping those in need but hate socializing, dealing with Society and most people in general.

He's a misanthropic philanthropist, watch he'll give out all the money and later complain about how can't stand people and how stupidity they spend the money he gave them.

by Yaunti December 16, 2018

philadelphia

Like any large city, it is hard to define Philadelphia in just one way. It has its rich neighborhoods like Society Hill and it has a lot of poor neighborhoods. Just read the history of Philadelphia and you will respect the city and realize other cities don't even come close. No, its not fancy or glitzy, but thats why I believe it is a great city. It has integrity, like the hard working people in the city. In the USA, it might be the most historically influential city. It was the first capital, and was home to the first hospital, zoo, stock exchange, public library, public grammar school, public volunteer fire department, university, bank, computer, modern sky scraper, and the list goes on. Still want to disrespect this city?

-And by the way, the only reason "The Real World" initially cancelled shooting in Philly was because of the Unions. With that worked out, it is coming back and filming this spring.

The present status of Philadelphia might not be as impressive as its history, but it can only improve from this point.

by Philarch April 14, 2004

Philarp

A philarp is when air enters the male sex organ and is then released out from the tube of justice (the same place the air entered). Originating from the Latin word eximo-viscus. Odor clouds are prominent due to penile disfunction or disease. Also can be compared to a woman's queef .

I was flab stabbing this ho in the back of my hooptie and while I thrusted my spear of might into her nappy dugout I suddenly philarped and out came a gassy cloud.

by 3 legged man April 13, 2007

Philadelphia Union

A Major League Soccer club based in Chester, PA (close to Philadelphia.) Started in 2010, the Union have earned a reputation of loud fans, with the largest supporters group being the Sons of Ben (SoBs.) They had the best uniforms until management slapped a bimbo sticker on the front. The Union play on the Delaware River Waterfront in the shadow of the Commodore Barry Bridge. Doop.

Union Fan: Hey lets crush the energy drinks this weekend!
New York Fan: you can't match our washed up brand names.
Union Fan: We will doop on you sell-outs. Philadelphia Union til I die!

by Letouxlegit April 28, 2011