Phil

A huge cunt who smells like shit

Jim: hey ya twat you’re a massive fucking phil!

by Coolestguy64 June 17, 2018

Phil

To constantly fall into a deep sleep while at work, usually accompanied by loud snoring.

I got in trouble from my boss because she caught me taking a Phil.

After I Philled, I felt completely refreshed for my afternoon meeting.

I need some NoDoz because I keep Philling at my desk.

by verifone September 9, 2008

Phil

A Phil is not a man, woman, it's nothing it's not even a bag of hot Cheetos's it is like a phantom not real like for an example it's like a dog fucking a bobble head it's just not a thing.

Dave: Yo dude my friend got mad at me and called me a Phil what should I do?
Frank: There is nothing you can do I'm sorry.

by Pie King 1 February 11, 2018

Phil

Dyslexic

Phil is dyslexic... What a melt

by Small milhouse prick May 21, 2019

Phil

Your creepy uncle who probably lives in either his moms basement or your attic. Phil usually has a talk show or works as a plumber for a cheap ass company anyways Phil has a van that van is white Phil rapes children in the night and sucks toes of hoes if you step into his van you get a tootsie roll 😰

Phil is so scary

by lil_wayne78 June 3, 2020

Phil

The dumbest human.

He’s a Phil.

by Catsmth September 29, 2020

Phil

Usually the type of guy you see hiding in a primary school bush waiting to nonce on the little kids that come his way

What the bloody hell is that in the bush over there!? Is that a Phil again?

by Small Clive March 18, 2019