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Phil

Jim: hey ya twat you’re a massive fucking phil!
by Coolestguy64 June 17, 2018
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Phil

To constantly fall into a deep sleep while at work, usually accompanied by loud snoring.
I got in trouble from my boss because she caught me taking a Phil.

After I Philled, I felt completely refreshed for my afternoon meeting.

I need some NoDoz because I keep Philling at my desk.
by verifone September 9, 2008
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Phil

A Phil is not a man, woman, it's nothing it's not even a bag of hot Cheetos's it is like a phantom not real like for an example it's like a dog fucking a bobble head it's just not a thing.
Dave: Yo dude my friend got mad at me and called me a Phil what should I do?
Frank: There is nothing you can do I'm sorry.
by Pie King 1 February 11, 2018
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Phil

Phil is dyslexic... What a melt
by Small milhouse prick May 21, 2019
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Phil

Your creepy uncle who probably lives in either his moms basement or your attic. Phil usually has a talk show or works as a plumber for a cheap ass company anyways Phil has a van that van is white Phil rapes children in the night and sucks toes of hoes if you step into his van you get a tootsie roll 😰
Phil is so scary
by lil_wayne78 June 3, 2020
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Phil

by Catsmth September 29, 2020
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Phil

Usually the type of guy you see hiding in a primary school bush waiting to nonce on the little kids that come his way
What the bloody hell is that in the bush over there!? Is that a Phil again?
by Small Clive March 18, 2019
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