A huge cunt who smells like shit
by Coolestguy64 June 17, 2018

I got in trouble from my boss because she caught me taking a Phil.
After I Philled, I felt completely refreshed for my afternoon meeting.
I need some NoDoz because I keep Philling at my desk.
After I Philled, I felt completely refreshed for my afternoon meeting.
I need some NoDoz because I keep Philling at my desk.
by verifone September 9, 2008

A Phil is not a man, woman, it's nothing it's not even a bag of hot Cheetos's it is like a phantom not real like for an example it's like a dog fucking a bobble head it's just not a thing.
Dave: Yo dude my friend got mad at me and called me a Phil what should I do?
Frank: There is nothing you can do I'm sorry.
Frank: There is nothing you can do I'm sorry.
by Pie King 1 February 11, 2018

Your creepy uncle who probably lives in either his moms basement or your attic. Phil usually has a talk show or works as a plumber for a cheap ass company anyways Phil has a van that van is white Phil rapes children in the night and sucks toes of hoes if you step into his van you get a tootsie roll 😰
Phil is so scary
by lil_wayne78 June 3, 2020

Usually the type of guy you see hiding in a primary school bush waiting to nonce on the little kids that come his way
by Small Clive March 18, 2019
