Phail Quail

- A Phail Quail is an 'animal' drawn with 3 different colour pens (preferably black, red and blue) in the following way:
it has a large, roughly circular body connected to a thin, but still visible head with an eye and straight mouth. It has two minute feet and 2 wings. (all of the previous is preferably red). It then has a visible kidney (preferably black) with two blood vessels (preferably blue). The animal itself is extremely Phail, especially when drawn with ASCII on a ground.

- The Phrase "Phail Quail" can be used as an adjective, adverb, noun or verb to mean very fail.

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"That was so Phail Quail"
"Yeah, he did that so Phail Quail"
"That was such a Phail Quail"
"Ergh! I Phail Quailed my exams!"

by Bob Toad May 15, 2010

Uber Phail

Failing to the highest degree, even worse than Ultra Phailing. Phailing is worse than Failing.

Francesca Uber Phailed for still liking Skinkis.

by lolzbamf November 30, 2009

Philter Phail

When an online game such as RuneScape blocks a word like "Poof", so you are forced to write "p()()f".

David: Man, I was so just 'bout to say that but I got ****** by a random event.

Lil' timmy: p()()fed?

David: yea. dis philter phails.

by Anti Bit February 3, 2009

epik phail

A word to describe someone who has failed beyond epic fail and epic phail. This person has completely and utterly mis-interpreted everything he/ she has encountered. Often used to over exaggerate said failure since who has ever failed THAT badly?

Person 1 : i just heard someone killed themself with a pillow.

Person 2 : epik phail!

by 1337 f4i1ur3 November 22, 2009

Epic Fail (phail)

Epic Fail:(n)Not your average fail-not just a oops- but a full blown, game over fail.

Epic Phail:(n)The failingest fail that anyone could ever fail. Its worse than Epic fail, so much worse that it can only be spelled Phail.

Epic Fail (phail)

1.That skate boarder just crashed into a pole trying too do a 180. (prime example of Epic Fail)

2.The skate boarder also fell with the pole attached to his helmet into a 1200 ft.deep lake.(prime example of Epic Phail)

by Meek Meek October 20, 2008

Epic Phail

Someone who cannot play a game due to the fact they only leech points and follow others around.

Josh is an Epic Phail when playing Guild Wars.

by Pend March 13, 2009

STFU, GTFO and take your phail with you

Acronyms for Shut The Fuck Up, Get The Fuck Out and take your fail(ure) with you. Usually said after somebody ruined a serious discussion with something completely unnecessary, or said something stupid with false information.

poster 1: Can any one give me a link to urban dictionary?
poster 2: WWW.wikipedia.org
poster 3: STFU, GTFO and take your phail with you.

by delta1238 April 9, 2008