Peniles

When someone has a shiny scalp with no hair, and their head looks like the tip of a penis.

Look at Paul, he's one of the peniles.

by Real defs March 2, 2015

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penile projectile

Ejaculation, urine, or anything that launches out of the penis.

Look out! My penile projectile is about to land in your coke!

by Jeff Thompson May 16, 2006

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There are two main catergories in this sport meatwhacking and schlong swinging; these are two phallus related sports created during the wales trip by the two tom's.
Meatwhacking involves the art of getting a "semi" and beating it against your chest until a nice whacking sound is produced. Originated in a welsh bedroom, in wales obviously
Schlong swinging is the act of rotating the schlong in a vigorous swirl of the hips it originated in a welsh bathroom, again in wales obviously.

Penile Sports in daily life
<THUMP>
oh I hear Tom's meatwhacking again...

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"Toms been a long time in the shower"
"It's all that Schlong Swinging hes been up to!"

by The two tom's March 31, 2008

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pepileptic

A cheerleader or dancer who lacks rhythm and moves spastically while cheering or dancing.

Weezy can't sync with the other cheerleaders. Her spastic motions make her a pepileptic.

by Slight Return December 15, 2008

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Penile Vomit Chamber

Usually a Vagina but also refers to an Anus or Mouth.
An orifice in which a Penis is inserted followed by a repetitive push & pull motion till ejaculation occurs.

a.k.a.: PVC; P.V.C.

Rupert: "How was she?"

Adam: "OMFG she made Captain Winky sick!"

Rupert: "WTF?"

Adam: "Captain Winky threw up like six times in 1 hour."

Rupert: "Bet her Penile Vomit Chamber was filled!"

by DeadGirlsCantSayNo October 7, 2009

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