Pete

Someone who is mostly depressed. He doesn't like being near others, and likes being to himself. He has been bullied lots at school because of his old haircut. He spends most of his time playing on his gaming consoles. His family likes him, but most of his neighborhood don't like him. Here is a message from Pete: "When I am 30, I will fucking kill most of the people living in my neighborhood, I will steal their shit, I will break their shit little houses and I might get a chance to become mayor of my city!".

My name is Pete. I am a depressed guy.

by h2008 July 14, 2018

Pete and Pete

The best TV show ever created. Ferthermore, Nickelodeon should have been sued for taking it off the air.

hey, let's go watch Pete and Pete!

by SLK January 15, 2004

Peteing

A pose you do when your not sure where to put your hands
'To pete'

"Hey, look! That guys is peteing"

by Alexandraazar June 2, 2017

The Pete

A codename for weed (especially skunk/super strong weed) originating from a Peep Show character Skunky Pete.

Can also be used as The Peter Parker.

"Rahhh it smells Petey in here"

"Im Peted"

"Woof this is the absolute Parker"

"Is that The Pete?"

by DaReefer420 July 21, 2020

Petee

A name symbolic of those naturally kind at heart. One that is generous and caring and likely to be the best sort of friend you could desire.

Oh you know Petee Boy? He helped me out yesterday, when no one else would take the time.

by Find April 25, 2009

the petes

A disease both contracted by sex with pete, inflicting females with a twenty four hour, seven day a week, 365 day a year sexual desire with the only antidote being sex with pete.

OH MY GOD I've got the petes!!!!

by Extreme Juices December 25, 2007

Peting

When the lady lubricates her little finger and slides it down the man's japs-eye. Extreme peting is when the lady inserts a larger object e.g a dildo down the japs-eye.

Dude, this girl freaky last night. She sucked her finger and did a little peting on me.

by Extreme Peting January 26, 2010