When one wakes up in the morning with extreme nausea and stomach cramps caused by ripping fake carts the day before.
Person 1: Dude, I’ve been dry heaving all morning and I have no Idea why.
Person 2: It’s probably Pesti Stomach from that fake ass cart you’ve been ripping.
Person 2: It’s probably Pesti Stomach from that fake ass cart you’ve been ripping.
by sr7777 June 19, 2019
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A Besto Pesto is someone who is your best friend in the whole world. You will do anything dumb with them, bully them relentlessly, but love them unconditionally. They stick with you everywhere you go and never leave your side. You are Besto Pestos with them even if you aren't together for a little bit. Unlike best friends, you only get one Besto Pesto in your life. Choose wisely.
by Bill Brian November 13, 2019
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Person A: "Te cagaste?"
Person B: "Si. Por que?"
Person A: "Por que ay una peste a mierda en esta casa.."
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Person A: "Te cagaste?"
Person B: "Si. Por que?"
Person A: "Por que ay una peste a mierda en esta casa.."
by adrian1082 August 23, 2009
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Note: This term most often applies to kids and the perplexing things they do.
1. The act of being a real pest.
2. Considerably more annoying than usual.
Note: This term most often applies to kids and the perplexing things they do.
1. The act of being a real pest.
2. Considerably more annoying than usual.
by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) July 27, 2018
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Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night
Nick: How?
Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet
Nick: How?
Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet
by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011
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"Yeah, she basically said 'Go Away' to him. What a teacher's pest"
"Yeah, she basically said 'Go Away' to him. What a teacher's pest"
by OnlydjeKnow April 25, 2013
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