The Bradfield Permutation

This is a flexible calculation, used in work environments, which can be applied to all manner of things which will make ones day easier.

eg. How much time to take off work for an hour's lunchtime meeting (in this case, 6 hours)

It can also be applied to how many fucks to give.

eg. This client bores me. I would normally try my best but, by careful application of the Bradfield Permutation, it turns out I give zero fucks.

I've got a lunchtime meeting today with a client. It's only an hour but, by applying the Bradfield Permutation, I can roll in any time after 3pm.

by Humble Artwork August 16, 2017

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by jennybesty March 12, 2020

Peruan Biffle

A girl that has a big booty along with a cute face and rocking body that can show you the time of your life anywhere and anyway she wants to.

The thing is you don't haven't lived a full life until you find yourself a Peruan Biffle.

by jay em ay January 1, 2009

pertaining

An ordinary word that suddenly becomes more comical when spoken by a one Faraz Fooker.

Faraz: "What you are pertaining to is highly indicative of yourself, Noel"

by Mr Hamed November 11, 2004

permutations

In Halo (specifically Halo 3), unlockable armor sets are called permutations. Possibly one of the worst words ever invented.

"I just need 53 more RP to get the new armor permutations!" ... "What?"

by 7620 December 2, 2007

Peruto

To exaggerate so as to enhance the quality of a story; a set of statistical information made up to prove a point.

The ancient incan game of bluffing.

Nice job of perutoing up that best man speech!

That last perutoism really saved the day!

You're such a Peruto.

The apartment really didn't smell like cabbage... that was just a little peruto i added to the story.

by korak lord of the seed August 11, 2008

pertain

What most "definitions" here do not do to thier subject.

For my friend elitist, I will mention the word "buggery". He likes it when I do that. Bugger. buttsecks. 120 days of Sodom.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 18, 2004