Perplexionist

N. A person who is always confused or always causes confusion in those around them.

Our receptionist is quite the perplexionist. She has no idea what she is doing.

by Thepav May 7, 2010

perplexing occurrences

when your friend forgot the name of stranger things so they call it perplexing occurences. either that or they wanna be funny cause they’re an ass

man 1: hey wanna watch perplexing occurrences?
man 2: what the hell are you on?
man 1: top of ur mom
man 2: get out

by hearts4mark July 17, 2022

Perplexinate

A confused short person with bug nipples

Wow mom look Perplexinate they are confused and he has some big nipples for a short person

by Travis tocs July 31, 2023

Scanger perplexity

This is the confused facial expression of scumbags. Many reach it by default rather than by design and it firstly involves a tilting of the head by 20 degrees. Meanwhile the Mouth opens like guppy fish at feeding time. A furrowed brow below a greasy mop of hair completes the package. Many accompany this look with a matching tracksuit and Nike runners.

Conductor: "sir you can't smoke on this bus"
(Scanger begins the look - scanger perplexity)
Scanger: "eh warewil I fuckin smoke den?!"

Or

"Hey look at that scanger perplexity on that toe rag reading the bus timetable"

by Swabladore April 19, 2016

perplexted

writing a cryptic text/sext that has recipients saying: Say WHHHAAAATTTT?

When I texted my buddy "do you keep your **** in the naughty drawer" he replied, "Whaaattttt? you've got me so perplexted?"

by barrgrrrrr August 31, 2011

perplexmxent

1. n. Bewilderment or confusion

2. n. An incredibly common typo of "perplexment" which also isn't a word, but most spellcheckers approve it

"This should be impossible, so surely you understand my perplexmxent,"
"Dude, that's not even a word,"
"Well, autocorrect says it is"

by Odrerir February 27, 2021

peopletician

a single practitioner and professional publisher of misinformation who refuses to seek an occupational license to do so under the auspices of liberty.

The peopletician shared information on Twitter showing that JFK jr. was still alive.

by idaho establishment August 24, 2022