penified

when an object or person has had a penis drawn onto it/them

Last night I got really drunk and someone totally penified my face

by sargentscrots November 17, 2009

petrified

adj. stoned so often that acute effects on thought are outwardly noticeable.

little bitch is petrified, no wonder he get no love.

by observer of the obvious November 17, 2003

Germified

Germified: A germaphobe who becomes so engulfed in germs and can't stop thinking of the contamination

I'm germified! That lady just sneezed on me.

by Perfectionartista October 28, 2009

Permafried

Getting baked too often to where you have the effects without smoking, makes you feel stupid and lost at times

Me and my bro smoked for 10 days stright we are permafried

by Ace-_-420 August 5, 2011

Pestified

Pestified - Adverb the use of pesticides on and, or within an object that is. animate or inanimate

I used pesticides on the crops last year so the field is pestified still.

The fruits been pestified from the chemicals"

by jigglesjoe March 4, 2012

purified

original or unchanged, or made that way

man i love this purified drinking water

by dank mem lord November 2, 2017

petrified wood

a boner or erection lasting for many hours

Lauren throught it was strange that Stephen's petrified wood wasn't going away.

by k blau July 23, 2006