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porching

noun, verb, adjective; engaging in a sexual act on a porch, patio, deck, or any outdoor unenclosed public structure.
"I love porching fresh meat!"

"Lord Savage is totally outside porching some ugly chick."

"Hey whats that thumping noise coming from outside? Oh thats just some people porching."
by freshporch06 September 5, 2006
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percing blow

a blow job where the girl/guy has a tongue ring or stud giving the recipient a totally different feeling then a regular blowjob
That girl gave me a percing blow, it felt amazing!
by pursedog96 May 7, 2011
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porching

Verb. The act of taking unwanted items (ie, those found at curbside trash receptacles, large objects from spring cleaning) and placing them on the porch of unwitting occupants.
"Let's go porching with this broken toilet and Old Navy mannequin."
by Porching Creator October 31, 2013
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Porching

Porch-ing; pohrch-uhing

-noun, verb

The act of trespassing onto someone else's property, making yourself comfortable on their porch, patio or deck and chilling for as long as the situation allows--preferably with an alcoholic beverage in hand, whilst devising a master plan for your next target, and capturing the moment in time.

Variations of porching include, but are not limited to:

Engaging in a daring or sexual act on a porch, patio or deck, or any outdoor structure that belongs to an utter and complete stranger.
Andy: What's the crack for tonight Kenny, wanna go Planking?
Kenny: We're going porching bruvva, that shit's way baller than planking
by Kenny 'Austin' Powers August 1, 2011
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Pershing middle school

the home of the mighty pandas!
roar!


pershing is the middle school that has taught..or tired to teach a group of the most amazing people to ever venture out into the world of texas.
pershing has a colorfull staff or insaine or Exteamly insaine teachers.

The former principle Mr.Amos"mr.ANUS"
has formed the establishment into a unsucsessful and uneducated house of mad men.

thas why he fleed the state in 2008.

pershing had a chilled dress code up untill year 2007-08 year when the dress code changed to only khaki bottoms.
the students were not overly pleased.

kids here will attack if you do not cooperate to their wishes and you will cry.

have a fun day at your 1st day of middle school.
:D
carry on the legacy.
"dem kidds at pershing middle school be krazzzyy huh?"
"yepp i heard dat dey be throwin slushies in the hall ways and pullin out weave!"
"mmmhmmmm guurl. all dem preggnant hoes like cece white ohh yeahhhz.."
"dem hoes be krazzy murders, tv cast crews, and that gurl who threw her babbie away on the plane!"
"dem some krazzy little kidds."
by i raped your mom hoe July 30, 2009
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Peaching

When a person tucks in the front of their shirt but not the back. Works better with an orange shirt and a fat person
Look at that kid, he is peaching like a bitch
by ericdennis November 23, 2009
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Perchin

Verb, Avderb or Adjective - can mean anything as long as it has flow. It rolls of the tongue for Wissahickon High School Sudents.
1. "wassup bro? whatcha up to?"
"just perchin."
2. "You see bryan last night?
"yea he was perched"
by Jack Sicka January 11, 2008
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