penuelas

Comes from a kick ass royal family! They come from a huge family of drug dealers. Usually anyone who has this last name are very handsome/beautiful , powerful and very very smart. Youre lucky if you’re a penyelas!

Oh geez! look the penuelas’s are coming make sure you kneel before them.

by Geezlo May 29, 2018

Penile Apache

When one is fixing to ejaculate and sprints toward an individual and delivers a large amount of semen onto them. Often times while screaming the phrase, "America!". Can also be referred to as a Strafing Run, or The Screaming Eagle.

Adam delivered the woman freedom with his use of the Penile Apache. Believed to be his final form.

by KrispiKreme March 1, 2015

Melvin Penuela

A very very leaky vagina
Some one who moans and bitches over an instant message

She has to clean her pussy, cause she has a Melvin Penuela!

He wouldn shut the fuck up! What a Melvin Penuela!

by Pako Delgado March 8, 2008

Penuse

A disfigured or non-functioning penis.

Girl: Hey Anderson you have a fucked up cock.

Boy: Yeah I know its a penuse

by SQUIRTY BERTY June 10, 2014

Penile Threat

A threat to the penis

Jess "I will punch your dick!". Dixer, "OH NO NOT THE PENILE THREAT!"

by Mr. Deafinition July 2, 2018

Penile Beat Down

The agonizing pain and intimidation a sexually unexperienced virgin female is faced with when an erected penis is inserted violently into one of her orpheus's.

I know you think Cassie is not a virgin, but just because she dresses like a slut doesn't mean she's not afraid of the penile beat down.

by sxizzla November 29, 2009

Penile Dementia

The phenomenon whereby your penis will urinate anywhere but where you're aiming.

Possible causes are sex, sitting uncomfortably, and having a foreskin.

Jerry: Dave, why is the ceiling wet?!
Dave: Sorry, I had penile dementia.

by Locus0mega March 29, 2011