Penial Peekaboo

When a male and female get ready to have sex and the males pants unexpectedly tear open, and his penis pops out of his pants, thus, performing a penial peekaboo!

Rickey and Kathy are out on a date. Rickey tries to talk Kathy into performing a BJ on him. He gets so excited talking about it, his pants break open, and this arouses Kathy seeing his penial peekaboo.

by Peter Rooter September 1, 2023

bi-penial

When a fucked up dude is born with a mutation causing him to grow two dicks

"I'm fighting cancer" "well nobody's perfect" "then what's wrong with you I'm bi-penial that sounds horrible" "no I've got 2 dicks"

by Bi-penial August 25, 2013

Peniballs

An awesome word for a huge cock.

"That guys peniballs got me so horny last night!"
"Dude, get some peniballs!"

by Peniballs September 1, 2009

Penial cyst remover

A penial cyst remover is performed by using a blunt object. Such as a tongue ring or stud.

Dude 1: “Man I went to the doctor and he told me there was nothing he could do for my penial cyst. But after seeing old Tongue Ring Terry that thing must have broken up.

Her jaws are like strong as hell! She’s a penial cyst remover!“

Dude 2: “I know. That Terry gives one hell of a blow job”

by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018

penial implants

The act of getting surgery for the purpose of enlarging the penial organs....peney

i sure could use some penial implantation in my tic-tac

by James January 28, 2004

penicle

the length of shaft bewtween bellend and testicles otherwise known as a penimetre, except in the case of a small penis (below 1.5 inches) a nano-penicle, there are 10 nano-penicle's in a penimeter. and one penimeter is equal to 0.5 inches

Dan: i have many nano- penicles.. i'm rather impressed.
jack: well thats nothing on my 5 penimetres.
kyle: well i have the best penicle around.. a whole 6 inches.
Jon: mmmmm penicle

by jockyle January 25, 2010

peniscalada

a drink favored by old men.

Females and small children

Warning may contain NUTS

That old bastard wants a peniscalada

A drink that is made in a man's pants. for women or oldmen .Those sick bastrads.

by Nickyvandal July 4, 2008