A combat sport, similar to fencing, in which the two male participants sword fight using exclusively their own penises in front of the home of Vice President Mike Pence.
Guy 1: “I hate living near Mike Pence, there’s always dudes pencing on his lawn”
Guy 2: “Shit bro that’s gay”
Guy 2: “Shit bro that’s gay”
by jmerricka January 20, 2019
Get the Pencing mug.The sect of New York Jets fans who blindly defend Chad Pennington and his poor play at all costs. They will often throw any and every other member of the New York Jets under the bus in order to defend Pennington, even ones who have been playing exceptionally. Penningtologists despise facts, and often ignore them if they do not suit their particular arguement, instead they choose to stick to illogical rhetoric such as 'They would be 0-11 without Pennington' and 'He gives them the best chance to win'.
Penningtologist: Despite Chad Pennington's 2 Interceptions, he played well today. If Mangini could coach, we would have won this game.
by Anomynous25 December 9, 2008
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The greatest New York QB since Joe, who when healthy completes 75% of his passes along with 75% of games. The most underrated QB in the NFL
by Mikero January 6, 2006
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Get the ty pennington mug.pennington girls are the hottest girls around, they mostly get perved on and are very bright and cheerfull. they dilute situations and have a very calming affect. loved by all.
guy:omg man look at that girlshe is hott
friend: yh thats the pennington girl, you dnt have a chance
guy: shut up dude, i cn try...
friend: yh thats the pennington girl, you dnt have a chance
guy: shut up dude, i cn try...
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Mike Pencing - I'm glad to be with you all here on the moon where I actually think Donald Trump could be the next moon President.
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