The only appropriate penalty for kidnapping, murder, rape, terrorism, and other heinous crimes.

The only appropriate penalty for being a gang member. Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, and other gang members never mug another chump after capital punishment.
Capital punishment prevents greasy criminals from ever committing another crime.
by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005
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A double-edged sword. No human has the true authority to condemn someone to death, however, The Death Penalty does seem satisfying in some specific cases.
I hated friday nights lights, the director deserves the Death Penalty.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005
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An NHL Penalty is a mythical creature in the National Hockey League. Many people learning the sport believe it is real but in reality, it doesn't exist.
New Fan: How is that not a penalty? He stuck his stick through his skate and then another player hit him in the face with his stick and there's blood everywhere.

Veteran Fan: While this is a penalty by the rulebook, its currently the playoffs so the refs won't call an NHL Penalty
by Gamogi June 19, 2021
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A Penalty Misser also a Jogger, Sambo, or Pickaninny, is a particular type of player who misses a penalty for England in a European Cup final
The 3 players who missed their penalty for England all had something in common. That Penalty Misser should maybe think about changing his career to become an aspiring rapper
by Truther88 July 13, 2021
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Something that needs to be stepped up in this country for
- child molesters
- for judges who give a child molester who's molested a little girl for 4 years (from age 6-10) -> only 60 DAYS in jail. (they should execute that motherfucker and that judge too)
- GANG members(murderers)
- rapists
- murderers
- serial killers
- pimps
- terrorists
- illegal fucking immigrants (if you want to come here because you seek a better life then fucking do so legally,otherwise die)
- corpse fuckers
and the like
Many politicians and Hollywood actors deserve the Death Penalty.
by America sucks now January 11, 2006
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An effective method of deterring truly worthless individuals from doing a capital offense again. Works better when someone is killed based on their actions (like sodomize a child) than things they did not choose to do (like be black) The only thing that rocks more than the death penalty is the Deity. Whoops, one thing rocks more than the Deity, a Deity which has automatic death penalty (which occured in Biblical times)
Schoolite: We should abolish the death penalty because it kills people who have value. Me: Well if you want a world full of people who do violent and sexual crimes, then the death penalty is not for you.
by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 12, 2006
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In the film business (specifically in Vancouver, BC), the craft services crew member is expected to bring the on-set crew a selection of sandwiches 3 hours after the general call time. This is because many of them are so busy, they do not have time to get food for themselves.
Grip 1: Dude, we're 20 minutes into sandwich penalty...

Grip 2: I know, she better be toasting them...
by CameramanMatteo December 7, 2010
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