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Shan pelt 

poor or unusual hair style

shan=not so good
pelt= covering of fur or hair

derogetory description of a poorhair style, barnet or wig
"Johnny, thu's got a Shan Pelt!"

"have you noticed that girl over there, the one with the shan pelt?"
Shan pelt by tvman1 December 10, 2012

Beaver Pelt 

EXCESSIVELY hairy beaver (pussy), thus resembling the pelt of a dead beaver (animal). Usually with pubic hair flowing from the belly button down the inner thighs, thus obliterating any treasure trail. Woman with said Beaver Pelt are forced to wear granny underwear as any attempt to wear a thong would be fucking revolting. Often this affects Northern Canadian and ALL European women. NOTE: squirrel fucking, tree hugging bitches often have a Beaver Pelt.
1. Sadly Bobby could not fuck Tracy after he saw her Beaver Pelt due to his projectile vomiting.
Beaver Pelt by makemepuke September 18, 2006

love pelt 

A love pelt is the underwear taken as a trophy from your last sexual encounter.
Dude I totally snagged her love pelt.
No way!
*holds up underwear
Nicely done!
love pelt by OTS Dinner Party March 21, 2016

Bieber Pelt 

A "super-cool" hair style achieved by applying a hair dryer to the back of the head while simultaneously squirting jism on the hair. (Detailed instructions can be found inside bubble-gum wrappers.)

The Bieber pelt is worn by many brain-dead followers of the Bieber Cult, dominated by 13-year-old fucktards.
Look at that dumb-fuck with the Bieber Pelt.
Bieber Pelt by Dildo_Baggins July 5, 2011

Beaver Pelt 

Canadian name for facial hair style, where hair is only present on the neck without any additional mustache, beard, goatee, etc.; interchangeable with "Neckbeard".
Did you see that gross Beaver Pelt Carl was rocking? Grisliest Neckbeard I ever seen!
Beaver Pelt by discojoe September 23, 2011

radge pelt 

To go mad

"I'm going radge pelt
"I'm going radge pelt
radge pelt by LukeTaylor1713 January 18, 2017