starfighter pilot

Without a doubt, the absolute best profession that a person can have. Involves flying around in a small spacecraft and using your various inhuman skills and ridiculously named weapons to shoot down bad spacecraft, preferably piloted by evil aliens. In addition, starfigher pilots must speak in ludicrous pseudo military flight speak. Examples of starfigher pilots exist in Star Wars, Wing Commander, Battlestar Galactica, and The Last Starfighter.

Also the topic of a song by Snow Patrol.

"They came from behind!"

by CannibalGuppy June 3, 2004

twenty one pilots

a band originating in Ohio, consisting of the members Tyler Joseph (singer) and Josh Dun (drummer). They have released 4 albums, twenty one pilots, Regional At Best, Vessel, and Blurryface. they have had two songs from the blurry face album on the radio. Stressed Out and Ride. they have recently become very popular, due to Stressed Out. they are very creative and have very deep and emotional lyrics.

person 1: Twenty One Pilots' song Stressed Out is so good! but it's not one of their best.

person 2: I agree.

by panicinthefallout May 27, 2016

auto-auto-pilot

When you zone out while driving, and the car seems to obey all rules of the road and drive itself to the destination. You usually wake back up eventually, and are confused and amazed.

whoa man, I was driving home last night and i totally went on auto-auto-pilot all the way to my drive way, it was really weird.

by cpt.feelgood June 18, 2009

Pilot

the first episode of a television series which is known as pilot because the show is metaphorically "taking off".

Amber: "Did you watch the pilot episode of Gossip Girl?"
Jessica: "Yeah! It was great I can't wait to see next week's episode!"

by Hiijenny August 4, 2008

Elevator Pilot

Noun - what you call a guy, usually in a College Dorm, that has been taped to a chair and placed in the elevator with only his underpants on, then you press every button and send him on his journey for all to see.

Note: Easier if the intended victim (Pilot) is excessively drunk.

"The next time Edgar pukes in our room, we make him the Elevator Pilot. That'll teach him."

by Formless July 28, 2009

pelotudo

Comes from the Argentine language. Means someone with huge hairy balls. Making you a dumb-ass.

Sali de aca pelutudo!
Get outta here dumb-ass!

by Eddie July 2, 2003

Jet pilot

An older driver typically a women, which you will pass on the freeway because they are driving well under the speed limit,as you pass them you will see them sitting obnoxiously close to the steering wheel, in some cases they will have their elbows and forearms on the steering wheel in a 10 and 2 position, this resembles a very stiff and tense driving posture maybe related to when someone is constipated, you may also encounter jet pilots having trouble in the parking lot, or any other places where there are an abundance of cars, you will most likely pass them with anger as they keep clinging on to the wheel as if it's a matter of life or death, looking like they don't know what the fuck to do. Another trait of a jet pilot is when making sharp turns in parking lots, they tend to turn the steering wheel little by little, doing a lot of unnecessary jerky hand movements.

Dude that bitch is driving 50 in a 65, I'm gonna pass her, as I look in the window, oh it's a Asian jet pilot in her Prius.

Bro, look at the jet pilot merging on to the freeway going 45.

by Cringe78 October 13, 2014