Le Petit Tourette

Possibly the most hilarious episode of South Park, in which Eric Cartman has tourettes syndrome. He is in a toy store and he hears a boy saying things like, "DUMB SHIT!!! COCK! DAMNIT FUCK! SHIT!!!" and he realizes how wonderful it would be to be able to swear without getting in trouble. "COCK! ASSHOLE! PUSSY ASSHOLE!! DICK LICKER CUMBALLS! ASS PUSSY! DICK, COCK, BLOODY VAGINAL BELTCH!

Eventually in Le Petit Tourette, he starts blurting out secrets, "I TOUCHED WIIEEEEEE WIIEEEEEEEE WIIIINTER IS A COLD TIME OF YEAR! I TOUCHED PENISES WITH MY COUSIN!

by A7X forever August 29, 2010

Peginis

A mixture of a penis and a vagina

Person 1: hey, why is there a bump in that girls pants?
Person 2: Ohhh, its because she has a peginis

by Ed Ate a Cookie January 23, 2011

petite

small and pretty

reina,your one petite one!

by iamjordan January 23, 2009

Butch pedit

A big, slick, fat, cheap, hypocritical, string-pulling, mother-fuckin', SHIT-EATER.

Yo slick Butch! You dat pedit am wid da chin bitch?

by Jerry July 31, 2004

Petit Mort

A period of post-orgasmic unconsciousness or deep sleep

Awakening from a petit mort, he heard his lover's voice in the next room

by Len July 5, 2003

penitentiary

jail

"Ever since a nigga was a seed only thing promised to me was the penitentiary..."

by pwnz0r September 19, 2003

penitentiary penis

A man who has been incarserated in the penitenary who upon release will have sex with anything that moves. 2. A 99 percent chance a fat woman will get sex.

"Of course that fat girl is going to get laid, he just got out of jail, he's got peniteniary penis.". "I don't care what she looks like, I got penitentiary penis"..

by taradacto September 26, 2010