Pedro

When someone states the fucking obvious or is totally lost and not with the program.

A way to acknowledge someone's stupidity.

Person 1: "Hey look how blue the sky is right now!"
Person 2: "Good fucking observation Pedro."

Person 1: "I'm so lost, isn't Hitler a first name?"
Person 2: "Oh my god Pedro where the fuck have you been?"

by RatchetA$$Hoeeeee April 2, 2016

Pedro

woody, boner, erection, jack and the beanstalk, how's-your-father, stiffy, ice cream man, pretty much when a guy's equipment pops up to see what's up.

pedro! down boy down!

by who cares? March 30, 2003

Pedro

Master of the balls and strikes;
one not to be trifled with on the baseball diamond - see: zimmer, don.

"Step up fool, I'm gonna Pedro your ass!"
"Who iz Karim Garcia? Who are you?! I am Pedro!"

by paul August 6, 2004

Pedro

A fucking idiot

Guy 1 : Hey are you dumb
Pedro : No I'm Pedro

by Kevin Hart (Mexican) March 23, 2017

Pedro

Pedro is a tall sexy beaner with a big fat weiner. He loves short latina’s with big tits.
Be careful he’s a sex machine.

Girl: Pedro’s hot as fuck
Girl2: I wan to suffocate him in my tits

by Not ur mom69 April 30, 2022

Pedro

The hottest guy in the world (and my crush) and he have a BIG dick

Pedro is sooo hot

by smallpeepeebitch March 15, 2020

Pedro

Hot sexy and gets mad bitches also a good sugar dady

Pedro is a smuggler.

by Quandale dingle the 3rd jr May 29, 2022