Pedro

When someone states the fucking obvious or is totally lost and not with the program.

A way to acknowledge someone's stupidity.

Person 1: "Hey look how blue the sky is right now!"
Person 2: "Good fucking observation Pedro."

Person 1: "I'm so lost, isn't Hitler a first name?"
Person 2: "Oh my god Pedro where the fuck have you been?"

by RatchetA$$Hoeeeee April 2, 2016

Pedro

woody, boner, erection, jack and the beanstalk, how's-your-father, stiffy, ice cream man, pretty much when a guy's equipment pops up to see what's up.

pedro! down boy down!

by who cares? March 30, 2003

Pedro

Master of the balls and strikes;
one not to be trifled with on the baseball diamond - see: zimmer, don.

"Step up fool, I'm gonna Pedro your ass!"
"Who iz Karim Garcia? Who are you?! I am Pedro!"

by paul August 6, 2004

Pedro

A fucking idiot

Guy 1 : Hey are you dumb
Pedro : No I'm Pedro

by Kevin Hart (Mexican) March 23, 2017

Pedro

Pedro is a tall sexy beaner with a big fat weiner. He loves short latina’s with big tits.
Be careful he’s a sex machine.

Girl: Pedro’s hot as fuck
Girl2: I wan to suffocate him in my tits

by Not ur mom69 April 30, 2022

Pedro

A lovely person who is very smart and curious, and will soon take over the world with their brilliant mind

Pedro is super cool and very unique

by ImSleepie July 3, 2022

Pedro

A lovely person who is very smart and curious, and will soon take over the world with their brilliant mind

Pedro is a interesting and unique person

by ImSleepie July 3, 2022