Influence Peddler

A line used to describe a US citizen who stands for a belief and states it publicly.

A silly generalized illogical phase made up in the 2012 GOP primary by Mitt Romney to describe someone he can't accurately say is a lobbyist.

Mitt: Your are a lobbyist
Guy: No I'm not. What the hell are you talking about??
Mitt: Well..um.. your and influence peddler then. You bad man.
Guy: You're a dork.

by digitalPimple February 16, 2012

Gorilla-peddler

When you pedal like a gorilla on your bicycle.

He's a real gorilla-peddler.

by Hitler Satan April 27, 2020

Poison Peddler

A Derogatory term used to describe drug dealer

That poison peddler saved us tax-payer money by giving the police a new undercover car!

by ls500fan August 21, 2022

model peddler

Model peddlers are people who hide behind models and theoretical frameworks because they are unable to think for themselves. They argue with you and defend their viewpoint citing academic models. They describe themselves and the world in terms of models like Clifton Strengths, Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI), DiSC and other models.

Why are they peddlers? Because they are trying to sell you on models to avoid having you discover they can't think for themselves. They are hiding their insecurities, personality deficiencies, and are intellectually disingenuous. Also known as a model whore or model guy.

There Roger goes again citing a model to convey his viewpoint. He is such a model peddler. He's always trying to sell us on this inane framework!

by Jordicolas October 3, 2024

Meat Peddler

Someone who is a bit of a bitch and probably works at a deli and makes sandwiches.

"Man, Carson is such a meat peddler. Bro needs to shut up and make me a sandwich."

by JimBobBrowning March 26, 2023