Petster

Pester by Pet

That cat is going to Petster me all night.
I'm being Petstered by my animal.

by Waboa February 16, 2009

Pabster

a multi-usage noun used to define dern near anything. See "pipso"

Grab me a pabster, and sh'mon over to the pipso.

by Ben 13 November 22, 2004

pestertxt

When you're attempting to prepare for finals or some other important life event and your deadbeat friends keep pestering you with useless text messages.

Sorry for the pestertxt, good luck with your finals!

by A. Concerned Citizen May 17, 2016

pesterizing

Pesterizingis simple pestering meaning to bother confused with the non pesterize which means the act of talking when you do not want to be heard. Pesterizing is an incorrect use of English and has never been takn as a real word. Pasteurizing can only mean one thing , slumped jaw which is what happens when fake people try to bring you down.

Fuck you donkey, I mean jackass I don't care if I am pesterizing I looked it up it's not Evan a real word. Jackaaaasss

by oMrDj March 16, 2016

Pepsters

Term used to refer to leftover jizz stains on bedsheets

Ew there’s pepsters on my bed

by Big_dick_nick_69 February 5, 2019

Petstered

When your pets refuse to let you sleep at night by crashing around, bathing, or bed hogging.

I was late to work because my cat petstered me all night.

by Keasterbunny June 26, 2019

Peister

The act in which a criminal inmate introduces contraband into a correction facility by means of his urethra.

5 grams of cocaine was peistered into the jail by one inmate over night.

by High Language November 29, 2019