making pearls

To have sand in one's vagina. To complain or whine about everything.

Hey, quit making pearls. If we all work together, this will get done a lot faster.

by bubblet August 19, 2008

Trout Pearls

A womans vaginal dingle berries

The force of his penis in her behind created an explosion of trout pearls on her chicken hair.

by Wustah999 July 22, 2018

touch my pearls

You are engaged in conversation so your reaction towards something or someone that has impressed you. In a lady like way, our reaction is to "touch my pearls" in a manner that shows you've been impressed.

During conversation or showing that you're impressed. So you use the comment of " let me clutch my pearls or touch my pearls". Or it can have an opposite effect and you comment " let me clutch my pearls" because you're not impressed.

by So Fee says January 4, 2018

crown of pearls

A sex act in which a man ejaculates onto his sex partner's head. Usually done to bald people.

I jerked off while the bitch squatted under my cock, I gave her a huge crown of pearls.

by Tobey March 18, 2004

spitting pearls

Another euphemism for jackin' it.

I didn't get laid like I had hoped, so I just ended up spitting pearls all night.

by J.I.M. January 13, 2010

Pirate Pearls

When receiving head from a girl, just as you're about to cum you pull out and poke her in one eye with your cock -- blinding her and making her scream "ARGGHHH." Then you give her a pearl necklace by firing a load on her neck.

I gave that girl some pirate pearls. Now she wears an eyepatch.

by pimpycakes October 3, 2006

clutch your pearls

To display over-the-top dismay or outrage. This phrase is a mid-20th Century phrase that was then used in the Gay Community.

"Don't clutch your pearls, Mary." Face it, Donald Trump is our President.

by cmoogriff December 1, 2017