Updesh Patel

A piece of shit human being

"I heard he was tickling his sister in his bed"
"He's probably a Updesh Patel

by Bob_Ross_Fan_69 April 28, 2022

Malkesh Patel

Sweet, kind, honest, loving, handsome, caring guy from Gloucester. Somebody totally amazing.

That guy is amazing, but he'll never be as good as Malkesh Patel.

by soy26 December 25, 2008

prem patel

Prem is a pretty sweet dude, he might come out as mean and intimidating, but he is the biggest sweetheart in the world. There huge dorks, but that just makes them 10x funnier. Their always there for you and are never afraid to speak their opinion. There super smart and most likely have won student of the month multiple times and will graduate high school early. If you know a prem they’ll bring good care and fortune in your life. There name literally means love.

Omg that boy is so sweet and smart!!

he must be a prem patel

by boo boo bear 🥰 December 17, 2019

skittle patel

skittle patel was a famous indian actor, though not many online records can be found of him now. he was most well known as a narcissistic actor who would use his own name as curse wrods.

skittle patel: bloody you man you bloody skittle patel!!!
man: fuck you skittle patel you niigger

by skittlepatle November 8, 2022

Krish Patel

A big juicy piece of shit.

I just took a Krish Patel.

by LmaoImSoFunny January 22, 2021

patel wasted

Indian guy who gets so drunk that he dances on tables and more then likely will fight with someone at the bar.

I wanted to get drunk, but I don’t wanna get Patel wasted!

by Vp123 December 23, 2019

Chirag Patel

Worshipper of Shiv, Celibacy Follower, Reader of Puranas and Vedas First Trader to use Vedic Astrology in Day Trading.

Om Shri Mahalaxmi Namo Namah and Jay Shiv Krupa is Favorite chants of him.

Trader Chirag is Chirag Patel Who Get Blessed by Shiv and Mahalaxmi.

by A457G February 4, 2021