patel points

When a tourist goes around town taking pictures of almost anything that looks photo worthy in that town and of course with them in the photo. This is to go back home and show friends and family that they have visited the place. It is fondly named after a community in India who make the best use of every penny spent.

He went to manchester and all he could do was get patel points clicking every corner of old trafford.

by lonecrusader February 10, 2014

Patel Brothers

A store that has a chapathi maker. It used to be cool but now it's meh.

"I get all my chapathis from Patel Brothers"
"Make them yourself, you lazy person"

by Redbedheaddead May 13, 2018

Patel Khandhan

Patel Khandhan more commonly known as PK is a small Desi server created by a large group of friends. This is an exclusive elitist server filled with really whore knee and weird people. This server is notorious for having many members who behave in a sus manner. These people are the most annoying people you will ever meet in your life. I suggest you never visit the server. Biggest Desi disappointments ever.

Person1: hey have you heard about pk?
Person2: you mean Patel Khandhan?
Person1: yeah the server with all the horny people
Person2: yeah dude I know them, bunch of weirdos.

by Lildaal March 11, 2021

Patel Gafoor

An imaginary alias that can be used to cover up something.

When you get caught fucking your professor's daughter.

Professor: Who the fuck are you?
You: Patel Gafoor

by Patel Gafoor December 26, 2022

Patel Job

To give another person a hearty spraying of an aerosol body spray, particularly Axe, therefore rendering them smelling like an Indian.

Dave gave me a Patel Job in the locker room today and I've reeked of Axe since.

by Marlon Brandi January 24, 2007

Patel Shake

Once finished with filling gas at the pump the act of turning the gas nozzle at a 180 degree angle so that the hose is in front of your face, then shaking the hose in a circular manner until every last drop of gas is in your tank.

Anil Kapoor: Hey Rajesh what are you doing there?

Rajesh Patel: Just getting every last drop of gas out for my cheap ass, you know the ole "Patel Shake."

by Hsuan May 5, 2010

Patel kids

It is like Cosby kids but they smell shitty too.

I dropped the Patel kids off at the pool

by SuckDiep December 25, 2019