kirtan patel

a cool dude who is always smacked af. he's funny and mad smart

random nigga who's name Is Kirtan Patel

by Black Nigga November 9, 2013

patel

The last name of the person your money goes to when you stay in a hotel or motel in the United States.

"Who owns this motel?"
"Mr. Patel"

by Flight23 August 7, 2006

Paterno

A Paterno is unit of currency equal to 6 million US dollars. Paternos are typically paid in cases of covering up for child rape.

"The Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Boston was forced to pay 14 Paternos to victims of child rape by priests in 2003."

"Penn State got fined 10 Paternos for turning a blind eye to child rape on their campus."

by Joe Paterno's family July 23, 2012

Patekless

When someone doesn't own a patek. A patek is a luxurious watch brand. It is used as an insult as "broke" etc.

Kenny: That dude sends people his Temu referral link.
Medazalli: On god, that's some patekless behavior.

by pagman69omegalulxd September 14, 2023

Raj Patel

A male family member of another, more successful Indian hotel owner hired to basically keep an eye on the hotel(s) but has no real grasp of the business nor any real mental capacity to ever become a successful owner in his own right. The Indian version of a loser.

"Habib has been running the hotel for his brother in law for 10 years, but he is such a Raj Patel that his future is not likely to ever amount to more than that."

by Jacob Miller September 13, 2005

Silk and satin, signed wit a patent

Pimp shit, basically. Slick talk so smooth that it's swagger jacker-proof. Slick talk so prolific and profound that muthafuckas can't just bite off that shit, cuz it's in ya, not on ya.

First Guy: "Kristine Ngo got that slick talk down on her blog."

Second Guy: "Yeah but she can't spit game like a true playa."

First Guy: "What the fuck you talkin' bout? Women invented the game. And her mouthpiece is silk and satin, signed wit a patent, daddy."

by omnimetaversal aka T-Money May 26, 2010

fanny paté

vaginal, paste like discharge from a lady who is too posh to wash.

I went down on that posh chick from down the road. Man she has some ripe fanny paté!

by Withy August 17, 2010