patchen 

A computer geek or a fan of dance music.

Oh man, He's such a patchen.

patchen by andypandy123 May 9, 2007

Parched

1. Exceedingly eager to get something (especially play)

2. Extremely Desperate

(Girl running up to guy) "Hey, you want to come over to my house later, we could...um...watch a movie together."

(Girl1 under breath) "Thirsty"

(Girl2) "Nah girl, she's parched"

Parched by TrueDemagogue July 30, 2011

readme patcher 

Someone who finds and fixes the smallest, useless detail in a pubic github repository and later claims they are a contributor of said project.

Sherry: We should totally hire Kraig he is a contributor to erlang!
Bob: Yeah, he added a period to the end of the readme....
Sherry: OMGEE he is seriously amazing! Can you believe he wrote erlang? Do you think he graduated from waterloo?
Bob: he doesn't write erlang he is a readme patcher...

readme patcher by dongleforker June 21, 2016

Pitched a tent

Having a boner.

You've pitched a tent GOD DAMMIT!

Pitched a tent by BigMacRavioli August 10, 2017

Parched Mosquito 

When you haven’t had a good succ in a lengthy period of time and you start to get shriveled

I feel like a parched mosquito.

Parched Mosquito by Amir Guadalupe December 2, 2017

Parched Peasant

One that is full of thirst

"Can u suck me for $10?"
"No! Be gone parched peasant!!"

Parched Peasant by SlowlySmart May 22, 2018

patches go on pockets 

simple rule fashion rule patch makers came up with in the 80s. Like when in doubt do this. type of saying

A - damn i don know where to put these embroidered patches

B - you know what they, say patches go on pockets!

patches go on pockets by macka lacaka April 27, 2023