A prison like building that may deceive you via its building and open day, however by signing the contract you have earnt yourself a seven year sentence in an NPC producing factory. Beware of silent transitions and teachers waiting to give you an hour for not saying good morning back. You may also be exposed to revealing your socks due to an unprecedented sock check. Note. Must be navy or black or you get an hour. Some teachers start off good but due to their training they are evolved into another non playable character whose reason for living is purely sentencing you to confinement in a room after school, where you pretend to do work. This is not to mention the exams they make you do RIGHT AFTER THE HOLIDAYS?! And the endless pile of homework you have to do for teachers that don't even take time out of their day to mark it.
polly: Come to paddington academy, its great!
jamal adbulaziz abdulrahman the second: no thanks, ive heard its part of the matrix
jamal adbulaziz abdulrahman the second: no thanks, ive heard its part of the matrix
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person that farts alot, usually a dude, female rarely (0.000000000000000000000000000000000009% of happening 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥)
that guy is a fartington!
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Paddington Blair just sent us to war in Iraq looking for weapons of mass destruction which simply do not exist?
More like weapons of mass distraction... it's an almost-unbearable insult to Paddington Bear, the beloved child's toy, to compare him to this fool and his pointless involvement of Great Britain in Operation Iraqi Liberation - an obvious war for OIL.
More like weapons of mass distraction... it's an almost-unbearable insult to Paddington Bear, the beloved child's toy, to compare him to this fool and his pointless involvement of Great Britain in Operation Iraqi Liberation - an obvious war for OIL.
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wow you are studying on a friday night? you are such a pathetic paddington
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you are really adding this phrase onto urbandictionary.com? you are such a pathetic paddington
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