An unsolvable scenario where the question is “IF *JOSEPH JOESTAR* TELLS *KENSHIRO* THAT HIS NEXT WORDS WILL BE *OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU* AND HE SAYS IT WHO WILL SAY NANI?”
by Sooperdooper14 August 20, 2018
Get the Nani Paradox mug.A paradox created when a girl wears a tight shirt to create an illusion of bigger breasts. Tighter the shirt, the bigger the breasts look. Essentially achieves the same effects of a push-up bra but different in a sense of novelty. Push-up bras are fucking noticeable but the tight shirt reaveals the actual size of their breasts.
For example, a girl who is a B-Cup might look like a C-Cup due to the T-Shirt Paradox. However, the paradox doesn't apply to A-Cups. No matter how tight the shirt is, their breasts still look like an A-Cup.
For example, a girl who is a B-Cup might look like a C-Cup due to the T-Shirt Paradox. However, the paradox doesn't apply to A-Cups. No matter how tight the shirt is, their breasts still look like an A-Cup.
Daquan: "Yo Suzie's titties are bigger than usual today!"
Harold: "It's called the fucking T-shirt Paradox. It just makes her titties look bigger! don't fall for it you dumb shit!"
Harold: "It's called the fucking T-shirt Paradox. It just makes her titties look bigger! don't fall for it you dumb shit!"
by pandaque April 24, 2015
Get the T-Shirt Paradox mug.This is a mythical creature that has mystified scientists for years. It only exists if you believe it doesn't exist, and vice versa.
by Nick brewer April 23, 2008
Get the paradoxataur mug.A place where you go when you die. The phrase originated from the my chemical romance song “welcome to the black parade” from their 2006 album titled “black parade.” There are 4 main characters (other than the band members themselves) who are referred to when talking about the black parade: Fear, Regret, The Patient, and Mother War.
by Emo.girl November 19, 2019
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- no man, coleman can really puke and parade! He laid five girls after puking, and went to dennys!
- no man, coleman can really puke and parade! He laid five girls after puking, and went to dennys!
by jambomiller March 24, 2011
Get the Puke and Parade mug.The most viscous taunt you can give an opponent while rebounding a basketball. It refers to the board man (rebounder) being rewarded (gets paid) for his ball fetching efforts. The phrase will surely strike fear in the opposing team. Can also be applied to other events in life when somebody is owning another person or people.
The Claw grabbed a rebound and quietly uttered "board man gets paid." The other team subsequently forfeited the game.
by sharkster June 12, 2019
Get the Board man gets paid mug.Lady: Aahhh! That guy just took my purse!
Guard: He sure did!
Lady: Well, do something, dammit!
Guard: What do you want me to do? Run up and slap him so he can knife me to death? I'm just a paid witness!
Lady: Argh!
Guard: He sure did!
Lady: Well, do something, dammit!
Guard: What do you want me to do? Run up and slap him so he can knife me to death? I'm just a paid witness!
Lady: Argh!
by creaternity May 13, 2006
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