Matcha Parfait

Gay slang term for prostate orgasm.

When he would get excited, he was capable of having a matcha parfait.

by NotebooksandSketchbooks June 9, 2010

Peanut Buster Parfait

The act of molesting and cumming inside a Charlie Brown doll.

"OMFG, did you hear that Bill is into Peanut Buster Parfaits?

by Benjamin Danklin January 13, 2009

Period Parfait

1) A parfait that uses yogurt and period blood/juices instead of fruit
2) A great tasting beverage that is a mixture of cranberry juice red bull and vodka. Usually ordered as two separate drinks (redbull and vodka and cranberry and vodka) then drank at the same time.

"That bitch is soo gross she resembles a period parfait" or "Hey bartender, get me a Period Parfait!"

by Liam Loughlin May 2, 2006

Peanut buster parfait

Basically another way to call your friend gay/a homo

Yeah that's right! Now you're girlfriend thinks you're a peanut buster parfait

by yursh22 May 17, 2017

toilet parfait

First you poop, then you wipe your butt, but then you suddenly realize you have to poop some more, and then you wipe your butt again. This may be repeated as many times as necessary. When you're done, the layers of poop and toilet paper resemble the layers of fruit and yogurt in a parfait.

Dude 1: Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
Dude 2: Sorry bud, I was making a toilet parfait.

by DarkBass July 23, 2012

Puke Parfait

When you have consumed a large amount of greasy food causing your vomit to have distinct layers of grease and other food.

Translucent, viscous layers of vomit comprised the multiple tiers of my fresh made puke parfait.

by Paramagic September 27, 2012

the parfait

When you ejaculate on a partner's chest and dip your balls into it so your partner can suck the cum off your balls

The parfait the milk guy gave me last night was wild. I still think I have bits in my teeth!

by Bane? December 25, 2016