step parent

someone who trys to act like you real parent. They treat you like trash most of the time. You other parent (the one that remarried)does not care how this person treats you.

My step-parent trys to act like his is my real dad, but he is a nothing but a no good asshole

by Lisa October 10, 2004

Scrippie Parent

1.Parents of Scrippies (SRHS students)
2.Parents who follow your car if you're speeding
3.Parents part of the local PTA
4.Parents who cooperate with Officer Perez
5.Parents who leave complaint notes on your door
6.Parents who snitch out their own child

Yesterday I was racing down Pomerado and some Scrippie Parent followed my car until I got home and sat outside my house for an hour.

by jill&jazzy January 21, 2008

Stupid Parent

1)A parent that punishes their children for masturbating.
2)Parents that circumsize their children to keep them from getting sexual pleasure.
3)Parents that put on a chastity belt or any other device to prevent masturbation in their children.
4)Parents who think their children should not get sexual pleasure, even when they had to do it sometime themselves.
5)Parents that swear, but do not let their children do it.

1)AAAAAHHHHH!!!! YOU DIRTY COW!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE DOING THAT! SINNER! YOU ARE PUNISHED FROM MYSPACE FOR A MONTH!
2)Before birth Ok, so we should circumsize our children, only dirty people get sexual pleasure.
3)Errrr, i'm kind of worried our child is masturbating. Let's put a chastity belt on him, just in case.
4 and 5)While getting pregnant AHHHH!!! That feels so good! So shitting good! (when child becomes 11) Ok, now remember saying bad words is bad, and sex is very bad, never do it.
Child: sigh... stupid parents

by porn addiction November 26, 2009

step parent

More often than not, a total shit. Males of this catergory are normally inbred homophobic rednecks with inadequate jobs

Step Parent: "This is my fucking house and you do what I say"
me: "This isn't your house, you moved into my home"

by Nihility January 31, 2004

social media parent

When the parent uses social media to portray them self as a stand up parent. Posting pictures, videos, things they bought to get a stamp of approval from those watching. When really they are spiteful, vindictive and mad and use the kids as pawns to get back at the other parent when not on social media. Not caring how their hurting the kids in the process. All cause they wanna show the world how.much of a "good" parent they "are"

See baby momma and baby daddy definitions. Also see mitch and bitch definitions.

Social media parent: Posting pictures of your kids saying "this is what it's all about yall", when off social media you were trying to keep them separated to pay the other parent back.

by hisoneandonly October 2, 2015

Skeptic Parent Energy

The energy given off by a dismissive parent who is skeptical about something their child has experienced.

Curtis told his friend that his mom had skeptic parent energy when he said he saw a ghost.

by Eagles44 August 30, 2022

student-to-parent

those retarded elementary school messages that students were supposed to have passed onto their parents.

a student-to-parent is so lool, i.e. long out of line, they almost seem archaic

by Uncle Dimma January 16, 2017