paranoid pooper

A person who finds it necessary to use a half roll of toilet paper (usually amounting to a half inch of TP cushioning) to line the toilet seat of public bathrooms out of fear of contracting an alien disease.

Also referred to as a daft defecator.

KB: WTF took you so long? That turd must have really been a fighter!
Russ: Not at all actually. I would have been out in five minutes had it not taken me ten to remove the remnants of a paranoid pooper before I could drop deucage.

"Hey man sorry it took so long, but a paranoid pooper like myself can never be too cautious before procuring a fat turd nugget.

by Rusty Rustbucket October 27, 2010

Paranoid schizophrenic

A slanderous term used by psychiatrist who where practicing eugenics and considered the disabled the schiz diseased root of the organism state tree of life whom were paronoid and frantic

While being exterminated by treatment

Paranoid schizophrenic is defined as a disabled person who is paranoid and frantic because they smell gas on the ramps to the treatment chamber

by Shazamhammer1 February 23, 2021

Paranoid packaging

The kind of packageing that when you try to remove it you realize the manufacturer was paranoid in creating the design. In other words the packaging is practacally impossible to remove and therefore the manufacturer is afraid someone will get to the product in the store before purchase. But you can't get the wrapping or packaging off the product yourself after purchase with out detonation of a nuke. So you just get look at your new thingie through the pretty package.

Mattel is using more paranoid packaging. Have you seen the new Barbie? Getting her out of the box is like trying to free her from bondage.

by Reddeb92503 January 4, 2011

Paranoid Rectitus

A mental disorder characterized by people thinking that everyone else thinks they are shittyl

One who suffers from Paranoid Rectitus might say..."You're OK but everyone thinks I'm a shit."

by av84fun June 28, 2012

Social Paranoid

A Teen who has been mentally down due to social networking hacking and privacy issues.

Many millenials are facing Social Paranoid due to misuse of photos and impersonification in Facebook and other social networking sites.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk April 28, 2015

paranoid ducks

there is a duck watching everybody,and there will be beside the fact that i am a duck.so maybe you are a duck too.

when you feel the breath of a duck on your neck,never look back to see paranoid ducks,just look at the mirror.

by the duck is watching us March 23, 2016

pre-paranoid

When someone is preoccupied with how paranoid they will be driving under the influence with the munchies.

guy one: "Dude, your not even listening..."

guy two: "Um.........uh............yeah...........what? Sorry I'm a bit pre-paranoid about driving."

by seezilysoo February 22, 2011