patagoon

A woman so fine and so confident— so witty. She’ll speak for herself, always. Says what she means and means what she says and good luck decoding her wit.

But also an absolute brand whore to Patagonia. But— “don’t matter.” She’s herself. A downright Patagoon.

Yeh— I’m a patagoon. Not quite Patagucci.

by BEAyoutiFull March 25, 2021

paragonda

A group of people who like triangles and worship them.

"Yo! Did you catch the paragonda meeting yesterday?"
"Yeah man, we ate triangle sweets!"

by Undercoverstan August 19, 2022

Paragon Wang

Paragon Wang is the reincarnation of "heydrich" he's so cool and handsome

"Paragon Wang" is a transcendent of refridge

by Boundless dao August 21, 2024

ParagonDraggath

a term used in european to describe racism (but not really). all paragondraggaths are 7% sub saharan african so technically they can say the n word. but you're still paragondraggath (mildly racist) if you say the n word.

Paragon = King
Draggath = Racism

ParagonDraggath = King of Racism

He's a ParagonDraggath! Get him out of JSK!

by nodeepwoken January 8, 2024

Patagooner

An individual who is obsessed with Patagonia products and is quick to remind others of their free repair/replacement policies. This individual may spend late nights searching their laptop for sales and deals.

My friend Bobby is such a Patagooner. He found the new nano puff jacket for 60% off last night.

by StevieGeevies March 18, 2026

paragon status

Paragon status refers to the "cool status" achieved by being allowed to watch more mature (often inappropriate) movies and having increased screen time to catch up on the latest YouTube videos, typically among teens.

Ever since she convinced her parents to let her watch rated R movies, Sarah's got that "paragon status", and all her friends are super jealous of her extra screen time!

by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025

The Phoenix Paragon

( The Phoenix Paragon ) - The belief that everything of the past is now dead, and from this moment on you're a young Phoenix being reborn. Allowing you to arise from the ashes again and burn bright, no longer being scorched by the flames of your past life's failures and mistakes.

-Demple

To be a believer in The Phoenix Paragon is to be a believer of one's self.

by Demple November 26, 2021