toilet paper

something you use for sanitary reasons and is really hard to find due to corona

ugh toilet paper is so hard to find because of corona virus

by MasterofDictionarior March 21, 2020

Toilet paper

Something no one has in this Covid-19 pandemic

Me:Excuse me let me speak to your manager!

Manager:what?
Me:do you have any toilet paper??
Manager:No
Me: I hate 2020

by Boigetyosneakersoffmycarpetri April 14, 2020

Toilet Paper

Something that white ppl are fighting over cuz they stupid

CHILL W UR TOILET PAPER

by -MermyWazHere- April 26, 2020

toilet paper

looooong term for saying TP

I need TP for my bunghole.

by xzbyte June 02, 2004

Toilet Paper

A tool sent by God in order for us inferior human beings to wipe our asses.

"Yo, did you get enough toilet paper for these weeks. It's getting very expensive because of the Corona Virus"

"Nah, you can wipe my ass with your tongue"

by ToiletPaperUser March 28, 2020

Toilet Paper

The panic purchase of choice among millions of customers in the developed world during the coronavirus pandemic—when hoarding of the coveted item exposed the ugly side of humanity in terms of irrational fear and selfishness.

What is the world’s most number of toilet paper rolls one person had bought at one shot before the supermarkets nationwide ran out of them?

by MathPlus July 27, 2021

Toilet Paper

The most important thing in times of a pandemic.

Toilet paper is nutritious and healthy for your brain!

by Merpish Man April 27, 2020