an item of clothing worn in the intention to cover up ones genitalia. This word may also be used at random intervals where words suiting the siutation cannot be found.
Look, he is wearing pants.
Someone said, "Go away Campbell." Campbell replied, "Go, Go crank it up your pants."
"Look I have an apple." "Well.......You and your pants have an apple."
Someone said, "Go away Campbell." Campbell replied, "Go, Go crank it up your pants."
"Look I have an apple." "Well.......You and your pants have an apple."
by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

by Thepantwearer June 18, 2019

by That really annoying red head February 28, 2020

The most painful, obnoxious, pointless creation since family sized packs of frozen sprouts. I mean. WHAT IS THE POINT? They give you wedgies, they show under clothes, and you only really need them for five days in the average month.
by RieRieRie February 27, 2010

by MW December 21, 2003
