Panera Job

To receive and or perform oral sex behind a Panera Bread Restaurant.

Only true friends perform Panera Jobs!

by Justin-Cider October 25, 2011

pair of shoes

In baseball, when a batter takes a called strike three, i.e., strikes out looking. Popularized by Hall of Fame Pitcher and NESN color analyst , Dennis Eckersley.

"Strike three with the high cheese... pair of shoes right there!"

by Footlong Frank April 23, 2021

Porn-Panic

The panic that ensues in a situation when one realizes that he has an extremely limited amount of time to hide or minimize porn before being caught. Often occures late at night when one thinks he is alone to enjoy porn but is alerted to the sound of someone approaching. In the days before the wide spread use of PC's, this panic was often defined by the sound of magazines being shuffled into a drawer or thrown under a bed. If one's reaction time is too slow, this can lead to being caught red handed.

Johnny had a porn-panic today when he was trying to minimize a porn screen on his PC as his mom came up the stairs to check on him.

by americusga31709 March 28, 2010

pionel pandres pessi

A finished football player Who score tap ins agaist small relegation teams.Examples are: eibar, estonia, bolivia, jamaica and many others.

I saw pionel pandres pessi Ghosting agaist big teams

by Rapepsidog November 29, 2022

panic attack

The worst, most uncomfortable thing that could ever happen to someone. (Death comes a close second)

One who is having a panic attack will experiance some or all of these symptoms:

-Shortnes of breath
-Dizziness, unsteadiness, or faintness
-Palpitations or accelerated heart rate
-Trembling or shaking
-Sweating
-Choking
-Nausea, stomachache, or diarreah
-Feelings of unreality, strangeness, or detachment from the environment
-Numbness or tingling sensations
-Flushing or chills
-Chest pain or discomfort
-Fear of dying
-Fear of "going crazy" or losing control

She had a panic attack the other day

by [katie] April 9, 2007

crack pairing

A romantic pairing (whether it be from a video game, movie, book, etc) that is completely implausible and/or bizarre, but people support it anyway, for laughs or otherwise.

Barret x Red XIII is a crack pairing.

by Espiria September 2, 2008

Panic drink

The default drink one orders when unfamiliar with the drink options, or not ready to order.

Bartender: What can I get you?
Me: Uhhh uhhhhh, vodka soda!
Friend: You know they have craft cocktails here, right?
Me: I dont know. It's my panic drink.

by jurbonefracker November 18, 2016