Palestine

(Verb)

To attack someone and cry when they fight back.

My sister hit me, but I got in trouble with mom because she cried when I hit her back!
Lol you’ve been Palestined bro.

Palestine by Habibi48 December 28, 2023

Palestine

A British Mandate that ceased to exist in 1948

Where's Palestine? Next to Narnia

Palestine by Fart-hammer McAwesomepants December 28, 2023

Palestine

An occupied area in Israel full of Arab outcasts that other Arab countries refused to take in and who have no real connection to the land yet claim is "occupied" by Israelis, who, by recorded history, are proven to be indigenous to the land despite lies claiming otherwise.

Palestine is really PaLIEstine.

Palestine by TruthPoster December 29, 2023

Palestine

A place where all the unicorns and dragons are hanging out together!

Also known as the 2 layers toilet paper

-“Have you heard about Palestine”?
-“ no, what is that?”
Or:
-“Someone just told me that Jesus was Palestinian”
-“what a clown”
Or:
“Stop kidnapping 240+ people including babies and shooting them while they are sleeping. what are you, palestine? “

Palestine by Speaker of god December 29, 2023

Palestine

A geographical region named by the Roman’s after the destruction of Jedua and Israel 70 ca. the area goes approximately from the Nile south to Asirya north and from the sea west to the desert east.
In today’s Jordan, Israel, Lebanon, south Syria Sinai peninsula (Egypt)

Modern Jordan is in geographical Palestine

Palestine by History facts December 29, 2023

Palestine

a made up place supported by hateful violent people

person a: why are you chanting for genocide of the jews
person b: i want to free palestine and the only way to do that is to rape and murder every person in israel

Palestine by איבי January 1, 2024

Palestine

A place that people actually believe is or was real.

"dude have you heard what happened in Palestine?"
You mean in your imagination?"

Palestine by Jake Itzhaky January 11, 2024