Parent approved relationship

When a perent approves of your boyfriend or girlfriend and offers them rides home, drinks, food, shopping, Without either of you making plans Also may include parents sayin "your so sweet" "you can come over whenever you want"

"Dude jenny and I have a Parent Approved Relationship"

by Skylor February 3, 2009

Panenis

A penal gland with vertical deficiencies, almost flat in dimension.

That panenis looks like it could have been in a panini press.

by Odorless Manatee August 25, 2011

hover-parent

A parent who hovers over their child at every step, especially on the playground, to prevent any possible bad event from occurring, specifically broken bone, interaction with less important child, fall from any height, etc.

My toddler wanted to play with the other kids at the playground but the hover-parents stood in the way.

by Sisterscaryluv September 7, 2007

paknig

Paknig is used to descriebe a paki who acts like a nigger.
or the offspring of a paki and a nigger.

oh look at that paknig he so fly gurl !

yo look at brett that paknig, he's got all teh dope in dis kingdom kéké !

by Man Who Harpoons May 10, 2006

entitled parent

That fat bitch who wants everything for their child who litteraly has a subreddit based on the fuckin assholes

I encountered an entitled parent last night her name was karen

by heatcheque June 18, 2019

parent's television council

A conservative organization that monitors the content of television shows in order to determine which ones are okay to let their children watch. While many complain that they are trying to infringe upon free speech, they are actually performing a very valuable service. You can figure out how good any given show is by how low they rate it.

I learned that 'Family Guy' is a really good show based on the very low rating that the parent's television council gave it.

by rustyshackleford August 15, 2007

Parent-trapping

To trick two people into congregating for the sake of resolving an issue.

"Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan totally parent-trapped the shit out of their parents!"

"Yeah. Susie wouldn't hookup with John anymore because he fucked her mom. He was really bummed about it, so I parent-trapped them and now they're back together."

Dude 1 to Dude 2: "Yo meet me at Noodles at 3:30.
Dude 1 to Girl: "Yo meet me at Noodles at 3:30.
Dude 2 to Dude 1: "Wait, are you parent-trapping me?"

by Putnam June 3, 2018