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Pageant Mom

Woman in her mid forties who pushes her young child to be in pageants to live vicariously through that child. Delirious to how a normal child should be raised and a complete dumb bitch. Notorious for harboring the future strippers of America.
That Pageant mom is the reason my tanning store is still in business.
by Justice S. Erved February 7, 2010
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Palanoia

pal·a·noi·a (pal-uh-noi-uh)

Contraction: Palringo/Paranoia

A mental disorder characterized by the baseless or excessive suspicion of the motives of others on the Instant Messenger Application: Palringo. Usually due to the baseless and excessive behaviour OF OTHERS ON THE APPLICATION PALRINGO! B*STARDS! I KNOW YOU HATE ME!
Example:

Jane: Hey john, do you wanna see my boobs?

John: STFU Simon I know it's you on ur free Palringo!

Jane: dude, palanoia much?
by O to the G - oldgreggggggg December 31, 2011
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paean Pagan paenes Paan padang pagani Panana Paenis paesano paganism

palance

(verb) Palance is a Trinidadian dialect term which means 'to party and have fun'. It is closely related to the term 'lime' but, unlike a lime which involves hanging out with friends, palancing involves having extreme fun (most typically in a party setting) and can be done on one's own, or with friends as well.

The term, though gaining major popularity during the 2010 Carnival due to the song of the same name (by JW and Blaze), has been around for a long time. The term reportedly was created by the radio DJs JW and Blaze a few years ago and used on their radio programmes. JW has said that the term originated based partially on use/meaning of the word parlance.
1. Las night we rel palance in de party!

2. I feel I go palance by mehself today, goin an take in a lil fun an ting.

3. Leh we plan a lime nah? We go rel palance wen we limin in she concert.
by Ken Ping May 19, 2010
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Pageant answer

An answer to a question that sounds like something you'd hear at a beauty pageant.
Do you like cats?

I love all the animals of the world.

What a pageant answer...
by MaskedSinger November 5, 2010
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trailer park beauty pageant

contest or situation where the standards or measuring stick is very low.

sub par excellence.
Ex 1:
Bill: That chick you took home last night was pretty ugly.
Bob: Yeah but she could've won a trailer park beauty pageant.

Ex 2:
Son: I scored 4 Touchdowns today, Dad.
Father: Yeah but you ain't exactly playing a very good team, it's like winning a trailer park beauty pageant.
by Alan W. Chan January 9, 2009
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Paganality

The personality of a Pagan.
Was made up while trying to describe a friends love for her Beliefs.....
Go out,Wear your Witch tee-shirt and show your Paganality
by Walter R Hardin Jr September 25, 2004
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koon palang

a farsi phrase meaning: a funny guy; a goofy person (literal translation: tiger ass) it is often used as a means to address a (intimate) friend.
"chetori koon palang?"
by Mehrdad August 18, 2007
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