Paddocking

The WLW/lesbian variant of ''simping''.

''Did you talk to Lindsay today? She's been paddocking over Heather for the last three hours and it's driving me INSANE!''

by PennyForYourCox October 1, 2020

paddick

AN INNOCENT POTATO

YOU ARE SUCH A PADDICK

by rkjxh vzbzdxijozxijo ,mrbsmn June 14, 2017

Spanish padlock

A chastity belt jealous husbands made their women wear during the Middle Ages.

A Spanish padlock guards the women's virtue while her husband is off to fight in the Crusades.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

Paddocked

To screw up.
To fail.
To take something useful and turn it into failure.

I really paddocked that one.

Bill Buckner really paddocked the Red Sox.

by OttSens08 August 24, 2008

Paddockwood

A hill-billy town in Saskatchewan, Canada. also another word for an Indian Rez.

Man, you from Paddockwood?!

by nigger 3D July 11, 2011

padlock man

A man who has no intentions on getting married to you after years of dating and empty promises. And has refused to allow you find true love.

Introduces you to family and friends and allow them call you 'our wife ' not because he has plans on marrying you, but because that's what you want to hear.

1.Jude is a padlock man, I really pity for Diana

2. These days, ladies prefer a Yoruba demon to a padlock man

by Gbese!!!! April 20, 2018

padlock

Noun. Slang. It’s how women prevent tampon theft.

Hey! She’s stealing my tampons! She won’t get far. Why not? I have a padlock on them!

by B-rizzle June 25, 2019