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paddock basher

A crappy, beat up old car that is only used around a farm. usually not for work purposes, instead is used by the teenagers or kids of the farm to do skids in and totally destroy the car inside out. if you crash you paddock basher, its no big deal
City Slicker: hey bro can we do some skids in the paddock basher?

Farming teen: Sure, wanna use the toyota corolla or the mazda 323?
by mr bog December 8, 2010
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paddable

Steps to a DDR song that are possible to do on a regular dance pad.
Those steps are impossible. They are not paddable.
by 5'11"Racer December 8, 2006
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Yaoi paddle

A short paddle with the word yaoi writen on both sides. It is meant to hit you on the ass to show how much of a fangirl you are or gay/lesbian at a anime convention. Usually you are asked first, if not you have every right to hunt them done and get them banned form the convention. Usually done by fangirls or fanboys.

One side is the soft core side, which is meant to be used softly. The other side is the hard core side, which is meant to used more roughy.

It was first invented at Ota-kon, a anime convention in 2002-2003. Due to fangirls running around and hitting random people without asking, it has been banned at Ota-kon since then.
Person1 "Soft core or hard core?" *holds Yaoi Paddle up*

Person2 "Whut? Aw hell no. No Yaoi Paddle."

Person1 "Awwww."
by TheWinterMoon May 24, 2009
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Paddle the pink canoe

Boys like to beat the meat; girls like to paddle the pink canoe.
by RobbieJor December 6, 2004
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Paddyaker

The super amazing and cool people that often make panther sounds and crawl around in book stores!
WOW those Paddyakers are like wild monkey crawling around the book store!
by thepanther2742 October 27, 2010
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snooch paddles

It's your index fingers on both hands used simultaneously to spread apart a woman's labia to eat her out.
My snooch paddles are cramping up from eat your moms pussy last night.
by Psycho jake creations November 18, 2014
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Double Paddy

a threesome with two Irish guys.
Last night Shannon had a double paddy as she was sandwiched between Seamus and Padraig as they dp’d her in the toilet of O'Donoghues.
by Hulk19 June 18, 2020
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