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carded for buying a pacifier 

Describing someone who is too young and feeble to be of any use to society, and instead is a burden. Can also describe the sellout children who are undercover cops who try to nail stores for selling cigarettes to them. Implies that the person in question is so young and infantile that they aren't even old enough to buy a pacifier to suck on.
Yooou watch Yu-gi-oh?! You probably get carded for buying a pacifier!

The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.

Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.

Alabama Pacifier

When you're having sexual intercourse with a pregnant women and the tip of your penis enters the baby's mouth.
Her baby's due any day now, it's starting to give me an Alabama Pacifier.

Chocolate Pacifier 

While having sex with a girl doggie style, you put your thumb into her asshole then quickly pull it out and insert it into her mouth. (Just like when a baby sucks it's thumb)
I gave my girlfriend a "Chocolate Pacifier" for Easter.

I caught my neighbor trying to sneakily give his wife a chocolate pacifier.
Chocolate Pacifier by macbb23 December 12, 2010

Alaskan Pacifier 

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones mouth.
Bro, I gave her the best Alaskan Pacifier of the lifetime.
Alaskan Pacifier by Azsca June 21, 2022

Dirty pacifier 

While doing a woman from behind, stick your finger in her ass, and make her suck your finger clean.
I gave Sally a dirty pacifier last night!!
Dirty pacifier by McLovn April 16, 2021

the brown pacifier 

The act of sticking your thumb in someones ass then making them suck your thumb.
I gave my girl the brown pacifier last night.